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Para sa mga gustong maging sunod na Justin Bieber

Sundan mo lang ang mga ginagawa ni Justin Bieber. Kung kaya nya, kaya mo rin.

1. Kumanta ka
2. Kunan ang sarili mo ng videos habang kumakanta.
3. I-post mo ang videos sa Youtube.
4. Mag-audition ka kay Usher.
5. Maging guest actor ka sa C.S.I.
6. I-lock mo sa loob ng closet ang isa sa mga producers ng show.
7. Manapak ka ng cake.

Eto ang pabasang pinaghugutan:

Yahoo! TV Blog
Justin Bieber Was a 'Brat' Shooting 'C.S.I.,' According to Marg Helgenberger
By Tara Ariano, The Set | Monday, May 9, 2011, 7:23 AM

"C.S.I." star Marg Helgenberger will have a reduced role in the CBS drama's coming 12th season, which has turned out to be good planning: Now that a recent interview she gave has come to light, it's probably best that angry Justin Bieber fans not be able to predict her whereabouts after the actress described him as a "brat" during a guest-starring stint on the show.

Admittedly, when I saw the New York Daily News headline, I thought it had to be a totally fabricated gossip story. But...there is video. Or, rather, there was; the copyright holder has had it pulled from YouTube.

Helgenberger was visiting a French outlet of Europe1, to talk about her show (which is adorably known in France as "Les Experts"). Naturally, the subject of recent recurring guest star/international pop superstar Justin Bieber came up, in the context of a discussion about stuntcasting. And though the question was whether Bieber's performance was any good, Helgenberger saw an opening and took it.

After saying that Bieber was "pretty good," considering that he'd "never acted before," Helgenberger doesn't even wait for a follow-up question before going on to describe Bieber's behavior behind the scenes. "I shouldn't be saying this, but he was kind of a brat," she declares. "He was very nice to me. But he locked one of the producers in a closet and he put his fist through a cake that was on the craft service table." (He attacked a CAKE?! I am serious: That is the work of a sociopath.) Bieber's already responded to his nine-million-plus followers on Twitter, tweeting, "[I]t's kinda lame when someone you met briefly and never worked with comments on you. I will continue to wish them luck and be kind." Possibly he typed "kind" when he meant "passive-aggressive."

Bieber had played a slippery young domestic terrorist in a pair of episodes this season; here's an example of his dramatic work.

Sa mga nagtaka kung baket wala kaming pabasa nung mga nakaraan tungkol sa laban ni Manny Pacquiao at Shane Mosley...

Ang totoo nyan, wala kaming naramdaman na "kilig" mula pa nung naconfirm na si Mosley ang susunod na kakalabanin ni Manny. Umpisa pa lang alam na naming mismatch yan 'e. Alam din ng lahat yon. Walang kwentang himayin noon dahil kahit gano kadaming bagay ang ginawa ng mga promoters nila, wala talagang gaanong hype yung laban. Expected na mamaniin ni Pacquiao so Mosley, at yun naman ang nangyare.

Pero sa araw ng laban (kahapon), dun lumabas ang mga karapatdapat bigyan ng pansin.

Philippine National Anthem sang by Charice

Safe (boring) ang "performance" ni Charice. Hindi nya kasalanan na wala masyadong impact ang pagkanta nya ng Lupang Hinirang. Masyado kasing madaming nakikiaalam noon tuwing ibang rendition ang ginagawang pagkanta nyan. Mga booyset na mga moralistang duwag sa pagbabago at nililimitahan ang kakayahan ng mga artist na kumakanta ng Philippine National Anthem.

Ang baba ng boses ni Charice compared sa boses nya sa iba nyang kanta. Syempre maganda parin yung boses nya. Kapunapuna lang na mas mababa talaga yung boses nya dyan. Nagbibinata na nga talaga si Charice. Oist! wag ka munang umapila. Biro lang yan. Segue lang yon para masabi namin na kitang-kita na nagdadalaga na si Charice. At mukang laking Bear Brand sya dahil nagiging kamuka na nya si Eugene Domingo.

Paris Hilton post fight Tweets
@ParisHilton: "Hanging out with @MannyPacquiao and his beautiful Jinkee. They are such a sweet & down to earth couple! Love them! :)"

@ParisHilton: "Wow! Such an honor to be brought on stage by Manny & his wife Jinkee after the fight. Can't wait to visit them when I go to the Philippines."

Mukang nakahanap na ng bagong BFF si Paris Hilton.
Nakakatakot lang dahil baka pagbintangan na naman ni Mayweather na
nagda-drugs si Manny dahil lang close-close-san na sila ni Paris.

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