Saturday, June 4, 2011

Ika - 172 Banat

Anong nangyari sa Game 2 ?



Andal Ampatuan Sr. : Inosenteng Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!


Dahil ang tunay na astig na barako ay "Not guilty." ang tunay na astig na barako ay napagbintangan lang



Inday: ello po

Dudong: HI

Inday: asl pls.

Dudong: 16 m LA

Dudong: how about you

Dudong: asl pls

Inday: yo are youngness

Inday: i have 16 f ph

Dudong: 16 YOUR FACE!!

Inday: no my face is counting not 16

Inday: only 1 in number

Dudong: ah ok sorry my mistaken

Inday: what are you did in LA? you have sing? dance?

Inday: you can already studying or working?

Dudong: no, im just homing here

Inday: ahhh

Inday: i saw...

Dudong: what is you do in phil

Dudong: ?

Inday: do you now do girlfriend?

Inday: i have working in far office from my home

Inday: sometimes, i coming late

Inday: but i usually hunged with friends

Dudong: why are you coming late, do u date?

Inday: i coming late coz my working is very very far from my homeland

Dudong: weh? i guessing you date

Inday: when i am single i can date, but i already loving someone so i don't do dating

Dudong: really?

Inday: yea

Inday: you are funnyness

Dudong: so are you workingness ryt now?

Inday: you are alone in house? or stayed with your love one/ relative?

Dudong: so are you workingness ryt now?

Inday: yeah i can working now

Dudong: amazement!!

Inday: but i have so hard heading, coz my boss is suck

Inday: that are why i chat even while work

Inday: you

Dudong: really?! your boss is like suck-po?

Inday: i have asking you?

Inday: what is suck-po?

Dudong: big shrimp

Inday: ahhh

Inday: yeah i thought yes

Inday: so my turning to ask you

Inday: youre questions is too many to mention

Inday: so

Dudong: im staying with my love one also relatives

Inday: ahhh

Inday: you are having girlfriend already?

Inday: that's sadness

Inday: i can crush you

Inday: you is very cute in your avatar

Inday: you looking like shino

Dudong: you will crush me? as in "dowrog" in tagelog

Inday: no.. no... that was not just that... i crush you coz you is very cute

Inday: it are like

Inday: you is liking someone... just like that

Dudong: like "babengon akow at dodorowgin ka!" title of one phil movies

Inday: noooooo

Inday: diba

Inday: amh

Inday: what do you calling this

Inday: the last stage is love

Inday: before love is like

Inday: then before like is crush

Inday: that's why

Inday: i can crush you

Dudong: ahh now im getting

Inday: you can very good

Inday: you'r understand me

Dudong: thanks, pardoning in my english coz i am so experting

Inday: it's okay

Inday: you can sorry my my speaking english ha?

Inday: ahhmm

Inday: ahahaha

Inday: my

Inday: ahmm... my pamily...

Inday: my family...

Inday: ahahahah!!!!

Inday: i am so sorry...

Inday: this was... ahmm... this can my firstime

Inday: ahahaah

Dudong: it is alrighting

Inday: to spoke in english

Dudong: im so understandable person

Inday: OHHHH....

Inday: THAT ARE SUPER SWEETNESS IN YOU...

Inday:
Inday: BY THE WAY

Dudong: dont mentioning it

Inday: I CAN SORRY FOR MY REPLYING LATE

Inday: MY SUCK BOSS IS JUST AT MY LEFT

Inday: THAT ARE WHY I SHALL NOT TYPING IN MY KEYBOARD IN FRONT OF YAHOO MESSENGER WINDOW

Dudong: why? is he the only one and only boss of yours

Dudong: no assistant?

Inday: HE CAN VERY MORE ASSISTANT

Inday: ALMOST OF OUR ALL

Inday: WE ARE ALL ASSISTANT

Inday: I WANT NO TO USE HIM IN OUR SENTENCE COZ HE ARE SUCK...

Inday: U TELLING ME MORE FOR YOURSELF, WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU ARE WEDDING? OR ONLY ONE IN YOUR LIFE?
OR DOING GIRLFRIEND?

Dudong: im am already wedding

Inday: AHHH

Inday: YOU IS MANY FRIENDS IN YOUR LIFE?

Inday: WHAT HAVE YOU DOING WITH YOUR FRIEND?

Inday: OH

Inday: ANYWAY, YOU CAN SINGING?

Dudong: yes i can song

Inday: REALLY? YOU CAN IS LIKE MY, I SONG EVERYDAY IN MY LIFE..

Inday: COZ I LOVING THE MUSIC VERY MUCH...

Dudong: amazement!!

Inday: YES, I REALLY AMAZEMENT, YOU ARE ONLY NOT THE 1 TO TELLING ME THAT...

Dudong: so i guessing you have wonderful voices

Inday: AHMM

Inday: NO...

Inday: I CAN NOT WONDERFUL VOICES, IT ARE MY FAVORITE DOING, JUST SONG AND SONG AND SONG...

Dudong: if you are songing and songing everyday , its like practice everyday

Inday: THAT IS?

Inday: SO???

Inday: UHMMM

Inday: IM GUESS SO... YOU IS RIGHT...

Dudong: if you doing it since birth, so that meanings you have greatness voices

Inday: UMHHH... IM DREAM THAT I WILL SINGER... IN MY LIFE....

Inday:

Inday: I HOPING

Dudong: why join in singing contestant?

Inday: NO BECAUSE I SO SHYNESS

Dudong: i guessing not

Inday: Y CAN YOU TELL?

Dudong: i dont know , its just im am feeling

Inday: I AM SICKING

Inday:

Inday: I AM REALLY HATED COUGHNESS AND COLDNESS

Inday:

Inday: you can busy already in your house?

Inday: that are why you is not reply me?

Dudong: nope i cr

Inday: you is long due from cr huh

Dudong: you drugs already?

Inday: i don't drug

Inday: i taking water only..

Dudong: ahh water therapy

Inday: yes

Inday: i want to going in my homeland and taking rest...

Inday:

Dudong: your not fitting to work , maybe you go ahead to your homeland

Inday: but my suck boss cant allowed me

Inday: our tl are not here

Dudong: wh did he not allow?

Dudong: you are sick, thts against the low

Inday: i cant know

Inday: i have chill

Dudong: you drink water solution

Inday: yes

Inday: i can very chill now

Inday: and my back is ache

Dudong: then inform your boss

Inday: i can't want talking him

Dudong: you must

Inday: he are not good

Dudong: then sue him

Inday: he are badding...

jeam is offline



Yoni Massage: Gawain ng Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!


Ang masaheng ito ay pang Tunay na astig na barako lamang

Basahin mo dito:

Yoni Massage

Published: 01/05/2011

Yoni is the Sanskrit word for the vagina that is loosely translated as "sacred space" or "Sacred Temple." In Tantra, the Yoni is seen from a perspective of love and respect. This is particularly important for men to learn.

Before beginning the Yoni Massage it is important to create a space for the woman (the receiver) in which to relax, from which she can more easily enter a state of high arousal and experience great pleasure from her Yoni. Her partner (the giver) will experience the joy of giving pleasure and witnessing a special moment. The Yoni Massage can also be used as a form of "safe sex" and is an excellent activity to build trust and intimacy. Some massage and sex therapists use it to assist women to break through sexual blocks or trauma.

The goal of the Yoni massage is not solely to achieve orgasm, although orgasm is often a pleasant and welcome side effect. The goal can be as simple as to pleasure and massage the Yoni. From this perspective both receiver and giver can relax, and do not have to worry about achieving any particular goal. When orgasm does occur it is usually more expanded, more intense and more satisfying. It is also helpful for the giver to not expect anything in return, but simply allow the receiver to enjoy the massage and to relax into herself.

The Massage

Have the receiver lie on her back with pillows under her head so she can look down at her genitals and up at her partner (giver). Place a pillow, covered with a towel, under her hips. Her legs are to be spread apart with the knees slightly bent (pillows or cushions under the knees will also help) and her genitals clearly exposed for the massage. This position allows full access to the Yoni and other parts of the body. Before contacting the body, begin with deep, relaxed breathing. Both giver and receiver should remember to breathe deeply, slowly and with relaxation during the entire process. The giver will gently remind the receiver to start breathing again if the receiver stops or begins to take shallower breaths. Deep breathing, not hyperventilating, is most important.

Gently massage the legs, abdomen, thighs, breasts, etc., to encourage the receiver to relax and for the giver to prepare for touching her Yoni. Pour a small quantity of a high-quality oil or lubricant on the mound of the Yoni. Pour just enough so that it drips down the outer lips and covers the outside of the Yoni. Begin gently massaging the mound and outer lips of the Yoni. Spend time here and do not rush. Relax and enjoy giving the massage.

Gently squeeze the outer lip between the thumb and index finger, and slide up and down the entire length of each lip. Do the same to the inner lips of the Yoni/vagina. Take your time. It is helpful for giver and receiver to look into each other's eyes as much as possible. The receiver should tell the giver if the pressure, speed, depth, etc. need to be increased or decreased. Limit your conversation and focus on the pleasurable sensation, too much talking will diminish the effect.

The Crown Jewel

The clitoris is an amazingly complex structure, similar in function to the male's glans, but surprisingly - up to four times more sensitive. The glans portion of the clitoris holds 6,000 - 8,000 sensory nerve endings, more than any other structure in the human body. This hypersensitive node has only one purpose: pleasure. Nothing exceeds its ability to receive and transmit sensations of touch, pressure or vibration. The glans are the "crown jewel" of the clitoral system!

Stroke the clitoris with clockwise and counter-clockwise circles. Gently squeeze it between thumb and index fingers. Do this as a massage and not to get the receiver off. The receiver will undoubtedly become very aroused but continue to encourage her to relax and breathe.

Slowly and with great care, insert the middle finger of your right hand into the Yoni (there is a reason for using the right hand as opposed to the left. It has to do with polarity in Tantra). Very gently explore and massage the inside of the Yoni with this finger. Take your time, be gentle, and feel up, down and sideways. Vary the depth, speed and pressure. It is important to remember that this is a massage in which you are nurturing and relaxing the Yoni. With your palm facing up, and the middle finger inside the Yoni, move the middle finger in a "come here" gesture or crook back towards the palm. You will contact a spongy area of tissue just under the pubic bone, behind the clitoris. This is the G-spot or in Tantra, "the sacred spot". She may feel the need to urinate, experience a little discomfort or most hopefully pleasure. Vary the pressure, speed and pattern of movement. You can move side to side, back and forth, or in circles with your middle finger. You can also insert the finger that's between your middle finger and pinky.

Most women should have no problem and will enjoy the increased stimulation from two fingers. Take your time and be very gentle. You may use the thumb of the right hand to stimulate the clitoris as well. An option to try if the receiver wants it is to insert the pinky of the right hand into her anus. [In Tantra, it is said that when your pinky is gently massaging her anus, the next finger and middle finger in her Yoni and your thumb on her clitoris, "You are holding one of the mysteries of the universe in your hand."]

You can use your left hand to massage her breasts, abdomen, or clitoris. If you massage the clitoris it's usually best to use the thumb in an up down motion, with the rest of the hand resting on, and massaging the mound. The dual stimulation of right and left hands will provide much pleasure for the receiver. Continue massaging, using varying speed, pressure and motion, all the while continuing to breathe deeply and looking into each other's eyes. She may have powerful emotions come up and may cry. Just keep breathing and be gentle. Some women have been sexually abused and need to be healed. A giving, loving and patient partner can be of immeasurable value to her. If she has an orgasm, keep her breathing, and continue massaging if she wants. More orgasms may occur, each gaining in intensity. In Tantra this is called "riding the wave."

In ending the massage, slowly, gently, and with respect, remove your hands. Allow her to relax and enjoy the afterglow of the Yoni massage. Cuddling or holding is very soothing as well. As you learn to master the Yoni Massage your sex life will be greatly enriched and you will learn a great deal about feminine sexuality.

Happy couple


Awww, magkaholding hands pa kayo, how sweet


OO nga naman



Where there is a will there is a way!



Pag meron ka nito wala kang talo!


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Reginald: Dude, baket mo inalis yung mga pictures ko na naka-tag sayo?

Joseph: Una sa lahat, wag mokong tawaging dude, baduy 'e. At kaya ko inalis yung tag sakin nung mga pictures mo, dahil hindi mo naman pictures yon gago

Reginald: Oo nga, mga binibenta ko yun 'e. Wala ka palang pakisama.

Joseph: Well ok lang naman kung damit o gamot yung binibenta mo, kaso nagbebenta ka ng vibrator 'e. Lumalabas sa photos ko yung mga picture ng dildo. Gago ka ba?!

Reginald: Anong masama don? Wala akong tindahan 'e. Kailangan ko talagang mag-tag.

Joseph: Baket, pag may binibenta ba ako, tapos tinag kita sa facebook, hindi mo tatanggalin?

Reginald: Oo naman.

Joseph: 'O sige ganito... Gagawa ako ng bagong facebook account, tapos magbebenta ako ng dvd ng gay porn. Konti lang naman. Mga 80 na picture lang ang ita-tag ko sayo. 80 pictures ng mga lalakeng naglalaplapan. 80 pictures ng mga lalakeng nakahubad at magkayakap. 80 pictures ng mga lalakeng may subo na ti...

Reginald: Oo na, oo na! Sige hindi na kita itatag!

Joseph: Ows? Hindi nga? Baket naman?



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