Andal Ampatuan Sr. : Inosenteng Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!
Dahil ang tunay na astig na barako ay "Not guilty." ang tunay na astig na barako ay napagbintangan lang
Inday: ello po
Dudong: HI
Inday: asl pls.
Dudong: 16 m LA
Dudong: how about you
Dudong: asl pls
Inday: yo are youngness
Inday: i have 16 f ph
Dudong: 16 YOUR FACE!!
Inday: no my face is counting not 16
Inday: only 1 in number
Dudong: ah ok sorry my mistaken
Inday: what are you did in LA? you have sing? dance?
Inday: you can already studying or working?
Dudong: no, im just homing here
Inday: ahhh
Inday: i saw...
Dudong: what is you do in phil
Dudong: ?
Inday: do you now do girlfriend?
Inday: i have working in far office from my home
Inday: sometimes, i coming late
Inday: but i usually hunged with friends
Dudong: why are you coming late, do u date?
Inday: i coming late coz my working is very very far from my homeland
Dudong: weh? i guessing you date
Inday: when i am single i can date, but i already loving someone so i don't do dating
Dudong: really?
Inday: yea
Inday: you are funnyness
Dudong: so are you workingness ryt now?
Inday: you are alone in house? or stayed with your love one/ relative?
Dudong: so are you workingness ryt now?
Inday: yeah i can working now
Dudong: amazement!!
Inday: but i have so hard heading, coz my boss is suck
Inday: that are why i chat even while work
Inday: you
Dudong: really?! your boss is like suck-po?
Inday: i have asking you?
Inday: what is suck-po?
Dudong: big shrimp
Inday: ahhh
Inday: yeah i thought yes
Inday: so my turning to ask you
Inday: youre questions is too many to mention
Inday: so
Dudong: im staying with my love one also relatives
Inday: ahhh
Inday: you are having girlfriend already?
Inday: that's sadness
Inday: i can crush you
Inday: you is very cute in your avatar
Inday: you looking like shino
Dudong: you will crush me? as in "dowrog" in tagelog
Inday: no.. no... that was not just that... i crush you coz you is very cute
Inday: it are like
Inday: you is liking someone... just like that
Dudong: like "babengon akow at dodorowgin ka!" title of one phil movies
Inday: noooooo
Inday: diba
Inday: amh
Inday: what do you calling this
Inday: the last stage is love
Inday: before love is like
Inday: then before like is crush
Inday: that's why
Inday: i can crush you
Dudong: ahh now im getting
Inday: you can very good
Inday: you'r understand me
Dudong: thanks, pardoning in my english coz i am so experting
Inday: it's okay
Inday: you can sorry my my speaking english ha?
Inday: ahhmm
Inday: ahahaha
Inday: my
Inday: ahmm... my pamily...
Inday: my family...
Inday: ahahahah!!!!
Inday: i am so sorry...
Inday: this was... ahmm... this can my firstime
Inday: ahahaah
Dudong: it is alrighting
Inday: to spoke in english
Dudong: im so understandable person
Inday: OHHHH....
Inday: THAT ARE SUPER SWEETNESS IN YOU...
Inday:
Inday: BY THE WAY
Dudong: dont mentioning it
Inday: I CAN SORRY FOR MY REPLYING LATE
Inday: MY SUCK BOSS IS JUST AT MY LEFT
Inday: THAT ARE WHY I SHALL NOT TYPING IN MY KEYBOARD IN FRONT OF YAHOO MESSENGER WINDOW
Dudong: why? is he the only one and only boss of yours
Dudong: no assistant?
Inday: HE CAN VERY MORE ASSISTANT
Inday: ALMOST OF OUR ALL
Inday: WE ARE ALL ASSISTANT
Inday: I WANT NO TO USE HIM IN OUR SENTENCE COZ HE ARE SUCK...
Inday: U TELLING ME MORE FOR YOURSELF, WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU ARE WEDDING? OR ONLY ONE IN YOUR LIFE?
OR DOING GIRLFRIEND?
Dudong: im am already wedding
Inday: AHHH
Inday: YOU IS MANY FRIENDS IN YOUR LIFE?
Inday: WHAT HAVE YOU DOING WITH YOUR FRIEND?
Inday: OH
Inday: ANYWAY, YOU CAN SINGING?
Dudong: yes i can song
Inday: REALLY? YOU CAN IS LIKE MY, I SONG EVERYDAY IN MY LIFE..
Inday: COZ I LOVING THE MUSIC VERY MUCH...
Dudong: amazement!!
Inday: YES, I REALLY AMAZEMENT, YOU ARE ONLY NOT THE 1 TO TELLING ME THAT...
Dudong: so i guessing you have wonderful voices
Inday: AHMM
Inday: NO...
Inday: I CAN NOT WONDERFUL VOICES, IT ARE MY FAVORITE DOING, JUST SONG AND SONG AND SONG...
Dudong: if you are songing and songing everyday , its like practice everyday
Inday: THAT IS?
Inday: SO???
Inday: UHMMM
Inday: IM GUESS SO... YOU IS RIGHT...
Dudong: if you doing it since birth, so that meanings you have greatness voices
Inday: UMHHH... IM DREAM THAT I WILL SINGER... IN MY LIFE....
Inday:
Inday: I HOPING
Dudong: why join in singing contestant?
Inday: NO BECAUSE I SO SHYNESS
Dudong: i guessing not
Inday: Y CAN YOU TELL?
Dudong: i dont know , its just im am feeling
Inday: I AM SICKING
Inday:
Inday: I AM REALLY HATED COUGHNESS AND COLDNESS
Inday:
Inday: you can busy already in your house?
Inday: that are why you is not reply me?
Dudong: nope i cr
Inday: you is long due from cr huh
Dudong: you drugs already?
Inday: i don't drug
Inday: i taking water only..
Dudong: ahh water therapy
Inday: yes
Inday: i want to going in my homeland and taking rest...
Inday:
Dudong: your not fitting to work , maybe you go ahead to your homeland
Inday: but my suck boss cant allowed me
Inday: our tl are not here
Dudong: wh did he not allow?
Dudong: you are sick, thts against the low
Inday: i cant know
Inday: i have chill
Dudong: you drink water solution
Inday: yes
Inday: i can very chill now
Inday: and my back is ache
Dudong: then inform your boss
Inday: i can't want talking him
Dudong: you must
Inday: he are not good
Dudong: then sue him
Inday: he are badding...
jeam is offline
Yoni Massage: Gawain ng Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!
Ang masaheng ito ay pang Tunay na astig na barako lamang
Basahin mo dito:
Yoni Massage
Published: 01/05/2011
Yoni is the Sanskrit word for the vagina that is loosely translated as "sacred space" or "Sacred Temple." In Tantra, the Yoni is seen from a perspective of love and respect. This is particularly important for men to learn.
Before beginning the Yoni Massage it is important to create a space for the woman (the receiver) in which to relax, from which she can more easily enter a state of high arousal and experience great pleasure from her Yoni. Her partner (the giver) will experience the joy of giving pleasure and witnessing a special moment. The Yoni Massage can also be used as a form of "safe sex" and is an excellent activity to build trust and intimacy. Some massage and sex therapists use it to assist women to break through sexual blocks or trauma.
Before beginning the Yoni Massage it is important to create a space for the woman (the receiver) in which to relax, from which she can more easily enter a state of high arousal and experience great pleasure from her Yoni. Her partner (the giver) will experience the joy of giving pleasure and witnessing a special moment. The Yoni Massage can also be used as a form of "safe sex" and is an excellent activity to build trust and intimacy. Some massage and sex therapists use it to assist women to break through sexual blocks or trauma.
The goal of the Yoni massage is not solely to achieve orgasm, although orgasm is often a pleasant and welcome side effect. The goal can be as simple as to pleasure and massage the Yoni. From this perspective both receiver and giver can relax, and do not have to worry about achieving any particular goal. When orgasm does occur it is usually more expanded, more intense and more satisfying. It is also helpful for the giver to not expect anything in return, but simply allow the receiver to enjoy the massage and to relax into herself.
The Massage
Have the receiver lie on her back with pillows under her head so she can look down at her genitals and up at her partner (giver). Place a pillow, covered with a towel, under her hips. Her legs are to be spread apart with the knees slightly bent (pillows or cushions under the knees will also help) and her genitals clearly exposed for the massage. This position allows full access to the Yoni and other parts of the body. Before contacting the body, begin with deep, relaxed breathing. Both giver and receiver should remember to breathe deeply, slowly and with relaxation during the entire process. The giver will gently remind the receiver to start breathing again if the receiver stops or begins to take shallower breaths. Deep breathing, not hyperventilating, is most important.
Gently massage the legs, abdomen, thighs, breasts, etc., to encourage the receiver to relax and for the giver to prepare for touching her Yoni. Pour a small quantity of a high-quality oil or lubricant on the mound of the Yoni. Pour just enough so that it drips down the outer lips and covers the outside of the Yoni. Begin gently massaging the mound and outer lips of the Yoni. Spend time here and do not rush. Relax and enjoy giving the massage.
Gently squeeze the outer lip between the thumb and index finger, and slide up and down the entire length of each lip. Do the same to the inner lips of the Yoni/vagina. Take your time. It is helpful for giver and receiver to look into each other's eyes as much as possible. The receiver should tell the giver if the pressure, speed, depth, etc. need to be increased or decreased. Limit your conversation and focus on the pleasurable sensation, too much talking will diminish the effect.
The Crown Jewel
The clitoris is an amazingly complex structure, similar in function to the male's glans, but surprisingly - up to four times more sensitive. The glans portion of the clitoris holds 6,000 - 8,000 sensory nerve endings, more than any other structure in the human body. This hypersensitive node has only one purpose: pleasure. Nothing exceeds its ability to receive and transmit sensations of touch, pressure or vibration. The glans are the "crown jewel" of the clitoral system!
Stroke the clitoris with clockwise and counter-clockwise circles. Gently squeeze it between thumb and index fingers. Do this as a massage and not to get the receiver off. The receiver will undoubtedly become very aroused but continue to encourage her to relax and breathe.
Slowly and with great care, insert the middle finger of your right hand into the Yoni (there is a reason for using the right hand as opposed to the left. It has to do with polarity in Tantra). Very gently explore and massage the inside of the Yoni with this finger. Take your time, be gentle, and feel up, down and sideways. Vary the depth, speed and pressure. It is important to remember that this is a massage in which you are nurturing and relaxing the Yoni. With your palm facing up, and the middle finger inside the Yoni, move the middle finger in a "come here" gesture or crook back towards the palm. You will contact a spongy area of tissue just under the pubic bone, behind the clitoris. This is the G-spot or in Tantra, "the sacred spot". She may feel the need to urinate, experience a little discomfort or most hopefully pleasure. Vary the pressure, speed and pattern of movement. You can move side to side, back and forth, or in circles with your middle finger. You can also insert the finger that's between your middle finger and pinky.
Most women should have no problem and will enjoy the increased stimulation from two fingers. Take your time and be very gentle. You may use the thumb of the right hand to stimulate the clitoris as well. An option to try if the receiver wants it is to insert the pinky of the right hand into her anus. [In Tantra, it is said that when your pinky is gently massaging her anus, the next finger and middle finger in her Yoni and your thumb on her clitoris, "You are holding one of the mysteries of the universe in your hand."]
You can use your left hand to massage her breasts, abdomen, or clitoris. If you massage the clitoris it's usually best to use the thumb in an up down motion, with the rest of the hand resting on, and massaging the mound. The dual stimulation of right and left hands will provide much pleasure for the receiver. Continue massaging, using varying speed, pressure and motion, all the while continuing to breathe deeply and looking into each other's eyes. She may have powerful emotions come up and may cry. Just keep breathing and be gentle. Some women have been sexually abused and need to be healed. A giving, loving and patient partner can be of immeasurable value to her. If she has an orgasm, keep her breathing, and continue massaging if she wants. More orgasms may occur, each gaining in intensity. In Tantra this is called "riding the wave."
In ending the massage, slowly, gently, and with respect, remove your hands. Allow her to relax and enjoy the afterglow of the Yoni massage. Cuddling or holding is very soothing as well. As you learn to master the Yoni Massage your sex life will be greatly enriched and you will learn a great deal about feminine sexuality.
Happy couple
Awww, magkaholding hands pa kayo, how sweet
OO nga naman
Where there is a will there is a way!
Pag meron ka nito wala kang talo!
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Tag All You Can
Reginald: Dude, baket mo inalis yung mga pictures ko na naka-tag sayo?
Joseph: Una sa lahat, wag mokong tawaging dude, baduy 'e. At kaya ko inalis yung tag sakin nung mga pictures mo, dahil hindi mo naman pictures yon gago
Reginald: Oo nga, mga binibenta ko yun 'e. Wala ka palang pakisama.
Joseph: Well ok lang naman kung damit o gamot yung binibenta mo, kaso nagbebenta ka ng vibrator 'e. Lumalabas sa photos ko yung mga picture ng dildo. Gago ka ba?!
Reginald: Anong masama don? Wala akong tindahan 'e. Kailangan ko talagang mag-tag.
Joseph: Baket, pag may binibenta ba ako, tapos tinag kita sa facebook, hindi mo tatanggalin?
Reginald: Oo naman.
Joseph: 'O sige ganito... Gagawa ako ng bagong facebook account, tapos magbebenta ako ng dvd ng gay porn. Konti lang naman. Mga 80 na picture lang ang ita-tag ko sayo. 80 pictures ng mga lalakeng naglalaplapan. 80 pictures ng mga lalakeng nakahubad at magkayakap. 80 pictures ng mga lalakeng may subo na ti...
Reginald: Oo na, oo na! Sige hindi na kita itatag!
Joseph: Ows? Hindi nga? Baket naman?
Tunay na Astig na Barako Kodak Moment !!!!
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