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" This is just a punk rock song written for the people who can see something's wrong like ants in a colony we do our share but there's so many other fuckin' insects out there and this is just a punk rock song " -

Pagyamanin

SINALUBONG si manunula na Olavo Bilac sa kalye ng kaibigan niya na negosyante. “Olavo, kailangan kong ibenta ‘yung bukirin ko, ‘yung madalas natin pasyalan nu’ng bata-bata pa tayo, kasi wala nang silbi sa akin ngayon,” wika nito. “Isulat mo naman ako ng ad na ila-lathala ko sa pahayagan.”

Agad sumulat si Bilac: “Binebenta: isang napaka-gandang bukirin, kung saan umaawit ang mga ibon pagbukang-liwayway sa malilim na kahuyan, na tinutumbok ng batis ng malamig at malinaw na tubig.”

Makalipas ang ilang buwan nagkasalubong muli ang dalawa, at tinanong ni Bilac ang kaibigan kung naibenta na ang lupain. “Hindi ko na itinuloy,” anang negosyante. “Nang mabasa ko ang sinulat mo’ng ad, nabatid ko na akin pala ang kayamanang tinukoy mo.”

Kung minsan minamaliit natin ang halaga ng kung ano ang meron tayo, at inaasam ang malikmatang ya-man. Ilan sa atin ay nagbabalewala sa mga anak, pamilya, asawa, kaibigan — pati propesyon, kaalaman na naipon nang taon, kalusugan, mga konting kasaganahan na nagpapasaya sa buhay. Tinatapon natin ang mga biyayang ipinagkaloob ng Diyos, o kaya’y matagal nating pinundar.

Masdan ang paligid. Pansinin ang mga kamag-anak at kaibigan na dati nang naaasahan, ang mga nagpapaligaya sa atin. Sila ang pinaka-mahalagang yaman natin. Hindi na natin sila mapapakitaan ng ating pagmamahal at pagbibigay kung wala na sila. Habang naglalaon nauubos ang pagkakataon natin na ituwid ang mga pagkaka- mali at pagpapabaya. Mas mabuti na pahalagahan sila ngayon pa lang.

Tila ‘yan ang awit ng mga ibon sa lilim ng kahuyan sa gilid ng batis.

Inuulit ko Ikaw ba ang nasa letrato na ito .....

"Wag kang malungkot kung nagagalit sya tuwing nagkakamali ka. Ang ikalungkot mo ay kung sa mga panahon na nagkakamali ka wala syang kahit tampo man lang. Dahil ibig sabihin hindi mo na sya nasasaktan.Hindi na sya naapektohan.Wala na syang paki-alam.At baka may iba na syang pinagagalitan."

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned...

Kabataan ng Hamburg, Germany: Tunay na Astig na Barako !!!

Ang tunay na astig na barako ay dumadating sa party kahit di niya kilala ang may birthday

Over 1,500 party goers gather in Hamburg, Germany, to celebrate with their Facebook friend, Thessa. The host, a teenager who forgot to mark her birthday invite in Facebook as private, escaped from her own party when things got a bit too crowded for comfort.

Facebook party spins out of control in Germany

BERLIN — Better check your Facebook settings before posting a party invitation online.

A teenage girl in Germany who forgot to mark her birthday invitation as private on Facebook fled her own party when more than 1,500 guests showed up, and around 100 police officers, some on horses, were needed to keep the crowd under control.

Eleven people were temporarily detained, one police officer was injured, dozens of girls wearing flip-flops cut their feet on broken glass, and fire-fighters had to extinguish two small fires at the 16th birthday party in Hamburg, police spokesman Mirko Streiber said Sunday.

The birthday girl, identified only as Thessa, went into hiding, Streiber said, but “nonetheless the party was a hit.”

Thessa had initially only wanted to ask some friends over to her home in Hamburg-Bramfeld when she posted her invitation on Facebook, but mistakenly published it so that everyone on Facebook could see it.

The invitation quickly went viral, and some 15,000 people confirmed online they would come to the party — without even knowing the girl, weekly paper Bild am Sonntag reported.

When Thessa’s parents found out, they made their daughter cancel the party, informed police and hired a private security service to protect their home on Friday night.

Despite public announcements in Hamburg that the party had been canceled, some 1,500 teenagers and young adults showed up on the street in front of Thessa’s home, Streiber told The Associated Press.

“We had cordoned off the house, some 100 police were on the ground, four of them on horses — but that did not keep the kids from celebrating,” Streiber said.

Some revelers held up signs asking “Where is Thessa?” others brought birthday presents and homemade cake, there was lots of alcohol and the crowd chanted again and again, “Thessa, celebrating a birthday is not a crime,” — in obvious relation to the massive police presence, Bild reported.

The police officer was injured when he tried to keep a party reveler from breaking off the Mercedes-Benz logo of his patrol car.

“It was sheer insanity but mostly peaceful,” Streiber summed up the night with a laugh.

As for Thessa — she was nowhere to be seen. Police confirmed she “was not at home that night” and Bild reported that she celebrated quietly with her grandparents at an undisclosed location.

Virgin Eggs: Pagkain ng Di Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!

Virgin eggs are chicken eggs cooked in the urine of young boys in China…

Apparently the bizarre delicacy has a pretty long history in Dongyang City. But it’s making national headlines recently as it was discovered by some folks that the street food has been listed as one of the city’s cultural heritage.

Outsiders are questioning the appropriateness of making such a smelly (locals call it the smell of spring) food an official heritage, but the eggs are said to be selling well in every street corner of Dongyang, a 1800-year-old historic city.

Boy’s urine has long been mythically thought to have medical benefits in some parts of China. The supporters of these virgin eggs seem to buy the idea that the eggs are good for clearing spring drowsiness and summer heat.

It’s actually weirder to see how they are collecting boys’ urine from local schools. I mean, what kind of school would allow that to happen? What a way to “educate” the kids. News via Shanghai daily.

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