Friday, June 24, 2011

Ika - 175 Banat

Ask The Author: The Spratly Situation

Tanong galing kay Kumag:

Ahh hello po sirs, ano po masasabi nyo ngayon sa tension duon sa Spratly? Dapat ba nating ipaglaban ang ating water territories "peacefully", kahit alam nating na ang China ay gagamit ng "Force" para sa tinatawag nilang negotiating "Peacefully".. or lalabanan natin sila at gagamit din ng Force gamit ang World war II Destroyer Class Ship Rajah Humabon na sabi nga po ni Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile, "one Torpedo can sink our Destroyer.." .. ano po mga masasabi nyo dito sa panibagong issue sa Pinas?


MaEpal author:

Oo dapat nating ipaglaban ang water territories natin, peacefully man o hinde. Dyan mag-uumpisa yan 'e, ang pangbu-bully. Pag binitawan natin ang laban dyan, lalo tayong magmumukang "saling pusa ng mundo". Umapila na ang aapila pero alam nating lahat na hindi tayo siniseryoso ng ibang bansa. Ang daming gago satin 'e. Pero hindi yun yung point. Ang punto dito, may karapatan tayo, kaya tayo dapat pumalag. Basta wag lang tayong bibitaw sa agawan ng basta-basta dahil magmumuka tayong takot. Sabihin na nating totoong mahina ang sandatahan natin dahil kinulimbat ng kung sino-sino sa AFP ang budget, pero wag naman nating ipahalatang bulok ang depensa at opensa natin. Isipin mo, hindi lang naman China ang pumapapel sa Spratlys, nandyan ang Vietnam, Brunei, Taiwan, at Malaysia. Pag umurong tayo, hindi lang tayo magmumukang umurong sa China, magmumukang yumuko tayo sa lahat ng bansang yan.

Sa totoo lang, hindi importante ang opinion ko dito, o opinion ng kahit sino. Sa tingin namin hindi mapupunta sa atin ang Spratly Islands. Baket? Hindi dahil takot tayo lumaban. Hindi dahil aagawin sya ng sapilitan... Hindi mapupunta sa atin ang Spratly Islands dahil bibilihin ang rights para dito. May isang bansang mag-aalok na bilihin ang "share" ng ibang bansa sa Spratlys, at dito sa Pilipinas, dadating ang panahon na papayag ang gobyerno na ibenta ang "rights" natin. Kutob lang yan, pero hindi malayong mangyare. Malay mo.

Sa tingin ko, kung ang nag-aagawan sa Spratly Islands ay Philippines at China lang , mas madaling mareresolba ang issue. Pwedeng sa atin na lang yung Spratly Islands, tapos sabihin natin sa China na gumawa na lang sila ng fake na Spratly. Magaling naman silang gumawa ng peke 'e.





"Edukado"

Ang scenario: Nasa photo shoot si Gretchen Barretto. Nagkaron ng oras ang press para magtanong kay Gretchen tungkol sa kung ano-ano. Nabanggit ni Gretchen na balak nyang bumalik sa pag-aaral. Dun na nagsimula ang drama.

May isang taga press na nag-point out na yung anak daw ni Gretchen college na, at sya hanggang 3rd year high school lang ang tinapos. Ang naging reaction ni Gretchen? Eto...

"That's very intrusive. Why emphasize that? ... Kakulangan ko ba 'yon bilang tao? Humaharap naman ako ng maayos sa inyo so why grill me on that? I think we should stop this interview. Nakakapikon na!,"



May mga nagsasabing naging insensitive daw yung taga press na nagbanggit non. Nakaka-offend naman daw talaga yon. BAKET?!

Baket nakaka-offend yon? Pano naging sensitive matter ang level of education mo kung successful ka naman? Kung hirap ka sa buhay, at wala ka pang na-a-achieve, pwede siguro, pwedeng kang mainsulto kung ipamumuka sayo na hindi ka nagtapos ng high school. Pero kung Gretchen Barretto ka na. Kilala ka na ng madaming tao, at alam nila ang mga nagawa mo at naabot mo sa buhay, hindi ka dapat magalit kung maungkat na 3rd year high school lang ang tinapos mo. Dapat nga proud ka 'e. Pagkakataon nya na yon para maging inspirasyon sa mga hindi swinerteng makatapos ng pag-aaral, lalo na sa mga mababa ang level of education.

Dapat inangkin nya ang fact na yon at pinagmalaki na, oo 3rd year lang ang tinapos nya kaya naniniwala sya na kung gusto maging successful ng isang tao hindi dapat maging hadlang ang hindi pag-graduate kung may pagkukusang matuto sa sariling sikap. At kaya nya gustong ipagpatuloy ang pag-aaral nya dahil kahit may mga naituro na sya sa sarili nya, gusto pa nyang matuto ng ibang bagay. Pero hindi 'e. Nainis pa sya.

Isipin mo 'to; Baket maiinis ang isang tao sa bagay na pinangtukoy sa kanya?
Dahil panget o mababa ang tingin nya sa bagay na yon.

Hindi namin sinasabing hindi kailangang mag-tapos ng pag-aaral. Alam naming sobrang importante ang edukasyon. Ang gusto lang naming ipunto dito, wag mong gawing batayan ng respeto sa iba, at RESPETO PARA SA SARILI MO ang taas o baba ng pinag-aralan. Gawin mong basehan ang mga nagawa, at mga ginagawa.


Sa totoo lang...

Lahat ng text message, nagiging casual at gumagaan ang sitwasyon pag nilagyan mo ng "hahaha" at "smiley" sa dulo.
Halimbawa:
* Sorry male-late ako, late kasi ako nagising hahaha :)
* Gusto kita pero as a friend lang hahaha :)
* Gago ka hahaha :)
* Tang*na mo hahaha :)
* Pagbigyan mo na ako kahit isang gabi lang. Gusto lang kitang matikman hahaha :)
* Ang panget ng mga anak mo hahaha :)
* Oo, nagsex kami ng boyfriend mo hahaha :)
* Hayop ka magsama kayo ng pokpok mong secretary! Papatayin ko kayo! hahaha :)
* Ninakaw mo ba yung wallet ko sa bag? hahaha :)
* Oo ninakaw ko yung wallet mo hahaha :)
* Sorry lasing kasi ako nun. Mahal naman kita kaso wala na akong magawa nung nakita kong nakahubad na sya hahaha :)


"hahahaha" Sagot sa lahat ng awkward, nakakagago at pang-gagong sitwasyon.



PUMA?



Aba mukang PUMA nga...
PUMAtay sya ng pusa


Baket ba ayaw na lang nilang gumawa ng magandang original design?

Mas ok bang magbenta ka ng nakakagagong peke?



Avivas... "Imvassivol is nothing."


Si Neks at si Dan



JUDGE: ni-rape ka ng 7 marines, may nakilala ka ba?
INDAY: si neks at dan po,
JUDGE: alin sila sa 7?
INDAY: di ko po alam pero ang sabi ng isa , ” ok neks, im dan!”


James Richard Verone: Tunay Na Astig na Barako



bagama't ang tunay na astig na barako ay hindi nagpapahuli ng buhay, gawain ng tunay na astig na barako ang magpakulong para makakuha ng libreng shit.

heto ang detalye:

Man robs bank to get medical care in jail
By Zachary Roth

Some people who need medical care but can't afford it go to the emergency room. Others just hope they'll get better. James Richard Verone robbed a bank.

Earlier this month, Verone (pictured), a 59-year-old convenience store clerk, walked into a Gastonia, N.C., bank and handed the cashier a note demanding $1 and medical attention. Then he waited calmly for police to show up.

He's now in jail and has an appointment with a doctor this week.

Verone's problems started when he lost the job he'd held for 17 years as a Coca Cola deliveryman, amid the economic downturn. He found new work driving a truck, but it didn't last. Eventually, he took a part-time position at the convenience store.

But Verone's body wasn't up to it. The bending and lifting made his back ache. He had problems with his left foot, making him limp. He also suffered from carpal tunnel syndrome and arthritis.

Then he noticed a protrusion on his chest. "The pain was beyond the tolerance that I could accept," Verone told the Gaston Gazette. "I kind of hit a brick wall with everything."

Verone knew he needed help--and he didn't want to be a burden on his sister and brothers. He applied for food stamps, but they weren't enough either.

So he hatched a plan. On June 9, he woke up, showered, ironed his shirt. He mailed a letter to the Gazette, listing the return address as the Gaston County Jail.

"When you receive this a bank robbery will have been committed by me," Verone wrote in the letter. "This robbery is being committed by me for one dollar. I am of sound mind but not so much sound body."

Then Verone hailed a cab to take him to the RBC Bank. Inside, he handed the teller his $1 robbery demand.
"I didn't have any fears," said Verone. "I told the teller that I would sit over here and wait for police."

The teller was so frightened that she had to be taken to the hospital to be checked out. Verone, meanwhile, was taken to jail, just as he'd planned it.

Because he only asked for $1, Verone was charged with larceny, not bank robbery. But he said that if his punishment isn't severe enough, he plans to tell the judge that he'll do it again. His $100,000 bond has been reduced to $2,000, but he says he doesn't plan to pay it.

In jail, Verone said he skips dinner to avoid too much contact with the other inmates. He's already seen some nurses and is scheduled to see a doctor on Friday. He said he's hoping to receive back and foot surgery, and get the protrusion on his chest treated. Then he plans to spend a few years in jail, before getting out in time to collect Social Security and move to the beach.

Verone also presented the view that if the United States had a health-care system which offered people more government support, he wouldn't have had to make the choice he did.

"If you don't have your health you don't have anything," Verone said.

The Affordable Care Act, President Obama's health-care overhaul passed by Congress last year, was designed to make it easier for Americans in situations like Verone's to get health insurance. But most of its provisions don't go into effect until 2014.

As it is, Verone said he thinks he chose the best of a bunch of bad options. "I picked jail."


Inumin ng Tunay Na Astig na Barako



tunay na astig na barako lang ang makakainom ng ipinagbabawal na 190 proof

Everclear is a brand of neutral grain spirit manufactured by Luxco (formerly the David Sherman Company).[1] Everclear is relatively low in congeners and is available in concentrations of 151- and 190-proof, which are 75.5 and 95 percent alcohol, respectively.[2] In contrast, other hard liquors such as rum and vodka are typically 80 to 120 proof, which contain 40 to 60 percent alcohol.

Due to its high alcohol content, Everclear is illegal, unavailable, or difficult to find in many areas. In Canada, Everclear is sold in the province of Alberta, but not in Manitoba, Saskatchewan, and most other provinces.[citation needed] In British Columbia, it is available for purchase with a permit for medical use, research use, or industrial use only.

Uses

Everclear as well as other neutral grain spirits are often added to a variety of other drinks, such as soft drinks, energy drinks, fruit juice, and iced tea, and in some cocktails and sometimes in place of vodka or rum in Jell-O shots.[11] It is also used to make homemade liqueurs, such as limoncello, and is used in cooking because its high concentration of alcohol acts as a solvent to extract flavors.
Everclear can be used as an antiseptic,[13] and cleaner for the restoration of tobacco smoking pipes.


Latinas, they get krazy
Blanquitas, they get krazy
Negritas, they get krazy
Yo mama, she gets krazy




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