Congratulation 2011 Graduates Inuman na 
Bagong "Wonder"
Sa bagong ilalabas na "Wonder Woman" series (Hindi namin alam kung ipapalabas dito sa Pilipinas) iba ang costume design na ginamit nila. Pinakita na namin noon ang balak nilang gawin. Eto ngayon ang actual. May hawig nga sa original pero halatang iba.
Madami ang negative ang reaction sa reboot version ng costume. May mga nagsasabi na dapat may stars. Yung iba, dapat daw pula yung sapatos. At syempre, umaangal yung mga lalake na baket daw hindi kita yung legs? Mas gusto daw ng kalalakihan yung original dahil naka swimming trunks lang si Wonder Woman.
Kung kami ang tatanungin, may point talaga yung mga umaapila (Lalo na sa parte na baket hindi kita yung legs?) Pero ok na din dahil kahit anong costume na kita ang cleavage ayos na. Acceptable pero ang daming bagay na pwedeng gawin to improve ang costume na yan. Si Wonder Woman naman sya, sana wonder bra lang yung pangtaas nya. Sa pangbaba naman sana palda na lang na maiksi, o kaya shorts, yung may bulsa para may extra syang lalagyan ng gamit. Kung ayaw nila ng shorts na may bulsa, kahit bulsa lang wala nang shorts. O kaya ganito na lang, tutal may invisible plane naman si Wonder Woman, dapat invisible costume na lang din, para terno.
A cup of cola in the morning ?
May mga taong ginagawang pampagising ang pag-inom ng cola. May caffeine kase ang mga cola. Pero 34 milligrams hanggang 45 milligrams lang ang caffeine content ng mga usual na cola natin. Kung ikukumpara mo yan sa brewed coffee na 80 milligrams hanggang 135 milligrams ang caffeine content, lalabas na kailangan mong tumungga ng dalawang 12oz hanggang isang litro ng cola para lang tapatan ang panggising na epekto ng purong kape. Kung ganyan karaming cola ang lalaklakin mo, magigising din naman ang utak mo eventually dahil kailangan mong pigiling maihi o masuka. Pero kung tutuusin, pwede din talagang maging mas effective na pampagising ang cola kesa kape, kailangan mo lang munang alugin yung cola bago mo inumin.
Dianne: Papa, busy ka?
Papa: Ah hindi naman. Baket anak?
Dianne: Ano kasi 'e... may homework ako...
Papa: Anak, napag-usapan na natin noon 'to. Pagdating sa homework mo, pabayaan na lang nating mama mo ang tumulong sayo.
Dianne: 'E masakit daw ulo ni mama, sabi ko magpahinga na lang sya.
Papa: Sige-sige, para makapagpahinga nga naman ang mama mo. Basta wag math, at hindi din science. Alam na nating wala akong talent sa mga yon.
Dianne: World Hinstory 'to.
Papa: 'Ah eh ba't hindi mo sinabi agad?! Magaling ako sa History 'e!
Dianne: Ok sige game... Kailan naganap ang World War One?
Papa: Bago naganap ang World War Two.
Dianne: Sino si Joan of Arc?
Papa: Asawa ni Noah.
Dianne: Sino-sino ang mga mambers ng United Nations?
Papa: Mga nations na united.
Dianne: Last question. Baket ginawa ng mga Chinese ang Great Wall of China?
Papa: Para may maihian ang libo-libo nilang mandirigma.
Dianne: Thank you papa ha.
Papa: Sinulat mo ba yung mga sagot?
Dianne: Hinde.
Papa: Good. Mangopya ka na lang bukas, pumasok ka ng maaga.
Tunay na Iha 
Ang Tunay na Iha, malakas mamulutan.
Ang Tunay na Iha, kilala sina Mang Dagul, Paltik, Bab at Brosia.
Ang Tunay na Iha, kayang pumatay ng ipis.
Ang Tunay na Iha, hinde pinoproblema ang ka-date sa Valentine’s Day. Kung meron, eh di okay. Kung wala, wala.
Ang Tunay na Iha, mahilig kumaen.
Ang Tunay na Iha, hinde fangirl ni Edward Cullen. The only acceptable reason for touching the book is if you need to start a fire cause you’ll gonna die from hypothermia.
Ang Tunay na Iha, kayang mag-reformat ng PC.
Ang Tunay na Iha, may besfriend na lalaki na super close nya, sa sobrang close eh pinagkakamalang boyfriend nya.
Ang Tunay na Iha, very hygienic at walang putok o body odor.
Ang Tunay na Iha, hinde takot sa dilim.
Ang Tunay na Iha, hinde ‘taxi’ ang palaging solusyon pag naliligaw sa daan. Marunong syang sumakay ng jeep, pedicab, tricycle at banka kung kinakailangan.
Ang Tunay na Iha, hinde bini-bigdeal ang relationship status nila.
Ang Tunay na Iha, hindi nili-like ang sariling post sa facebook.
Ang Tunay na Iha, fangirl ni Johnny Depp.
Ang Tunay na Iha, hinde nagpapaputok ng piccolo o ng five-star. Puro lusis at roman candles lang, solb na.
Teru Suzuki: Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!
ang sinumang dumanas ng tatlong tsunami at nabuhay, ay isang tunay na astig na barako. tingnan mo ito :
She has survived 3 tsunamis
Philippine Daily Inquirer
First Posted 04:01:00 03/22/2011
Filed Under: Earthquake, tsunami, history, Senior Citizens
OFUNATO, Japan—Teru Suzuki, 86, says only “destiny” kept her alive after last week’s 9-magnitude earthquake triggered the third big tsunami in her lifetime to level her quiet fishing town in northeastern Japan.
Suzuki is one of a handful of elderly people in the area who have rebuilt lives after an 8.1-magnitude quake in 1933, a tsunami from the 9.5-magnitude Great Chilean earthquake in 1960 and a naval attack in the last days of World War II.
Relaxing in her living room when the latest earthquake struck, she didn’t think much of the tsunami warning on television until her son, who had climbed up a hill to check the coast, ran back to tell her that a huge wave was coming.
Hand in hand, they rushed out to the back of the house to climb to higher ground, escaping death from Japan’s largest tremor on record.
“I can only think that it was destiny. Three people have died just from around here,” Suzuki said, crediting her escape to her son, a truck driver living near Tokyo who just happened to be in town for a delivery.
“I just thought, I am not going to let this kill me.”
They won’t give up
Japan is the most rapidly aging society on earth and remote, rural areas like Ofunato in hard-hit Iwate prefecture have a disproportionate percentage of elderly people.
Japanese media have carried reports of very elderly people being pulled from shattered homes by their sons or daughters, who are grandparents themselves.
One of the earliest childhood memories for Kenji Sano, 80, was when he was 2 and his mother wrapped him in her arms to flee the 1933 tsunami that destroyed his home in Kamaishi, 40 km north of Ofunato. They ran to a temple up the street and his mother grabbed a gravestone to keep from being washed away.
“At that time, not too many people were killed by the tsunami, but this time, oh, it was unbelievable. There was a great earthquake and after two or three minutes the tsunami came.”
Sano’s family rebuilt their home in the center of the city and rebuilt it again after the same neighborhood was leveled in an allied naval bombardment on Aug. 9, 1945—the same day the United States dropped the atomic bomb on Nagasaki.
Aid groups are stressing the need for psychological support for survivors. But for some elderly survivors, the challenge of rebuilding their lives in the aftermath of natural disasters makes them stronger.
“People ask me in town, ‘Grandma, how old are you?’ and I tell them I’m 18,” Suzuki said, using a broom to brush off the dirt on the ceiling that marked where the seawater had submerged her home.
“I can’t get sick until I clean this up.”
Congresswoman Milagrosa T. Tan: Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!
Ang tunay na astig na barako, ganito kalaki! Tantaran! Chuchuruchuru!
Pumunta dito para malaman kung paano mag-party ang tunay na astig na barako sa isa sa "most nutritionally depressed localities" ng Pilipinas.
CATBALOGAN CITY -- A newsmaker in her own right, Congresswoman Milagrosa T. Tan of the 2nd District of Samar made another big hit as she turned 53 years old last February 25.
While the rest of the country were commemorating the historic 25th EDSA celebration, where a bloodless People Power toppled a corrupt dictator, the Samarnons were then witnessing one of the most lavish birthday celebrations which compelled them to ask why a government official could throw such amid poverty among her constituents.
Tan treated her supporters and allies to a two-day partying at different venues to mark her birthday. Lodging houses and hotels in the city were exclusively reserved for her supporters. Buses, vans and pump boats were privately hired to transport people coming from the different barangays which Tan’s staff and party coordinators hauled just for the occasion.
Actresses, actors and dancers with talent fees ranging from PhP 30,000 to PhP 80,000 (USD 698 to 1,860) were flown from Manila to entertain a big crowd. Raffle draws giving away television sets, bicycles and cash prizes gave more reasons for people to line up until wee hours in the morning. The two-day celebration culminated into an obviously costly twenty-minute display of fireworks, perceived to be the grandest held in the region.
It was further learned that public school teachers and other government employees were invited to attend a gathering at the provincial gymnasium with the promise of PhP 1,000 (USD 23) each for every signature in the attendance sheets which the representative’s staff asked them to sign. Birthday cakes, gallons of ice cream and cash overflowed in different schools and government offices. In fact, tarpaulins with “Happy Birthday, Congresswoman” greetings were visibly hung in different places.
Free lunch
But most employees said it was actually the office of Congresswoman Tan who distributed those tarpaulins with birthday greetings and that the wishes were simply intended to make it appear that the Samarnons were happy over the lavish birthday bash.
Even students said that free meals were delivered to junior and senior prom parties which coincided with the solon’s birthday.
“This is the grandest celebration ever held in Samar’s history. It’s ironic na habang nakikita nating naghihirap ang taumbayan at naghahanap ng mga pangkabuhayan at totoong serbisyo, sila ay nagpapakasasa sa nakakasilaw na karangyaan sa pamamagitan ng pera ng bayan (that while we see the people living in poverty and looking for source of living and genuine service, they see extravagance of officials through the money of the people),” a town mayor commented while closely watching how ordinary citizens were drawn to queue up from morning to midnight just to get free packed lunches composed of rice and a small cut of fried chicken.
“Para tayong aso na naghihintay ng pagkain (We are like dogs waiting to be fed),” lamented an elderly who got frustrated more after not getting additional free packed lunches.
“Kay sala gad kit. Tikang pa man balitaw sadto gin-iinuwat la kit, nagagad man la liwat kit (We should be blamed for this mess. Ever since, we know that we are being deceived, yet we still attend),” a barangay official was heard arguing with a companion.
The other one was also heard amusedly saying “Maupay gad gihapon kay nakapasyada ngan nakakakita kit auto kay libre man tanan (Well, this is just fine. At least we were able to have a free trip. Anyway, everything is free.).”
The Philippine Public Transparency Reporting Project received a text message from an insider that public transactions were closed despite a national declaration that February 25 was a working holiday.
The said extravagant activities, costing millions of pesos, are now adversely being criticized in local newspapers, radio stations and in other social networks for the wrong signals these have given to Samarnons. It will be recalled that in recent surveys, most municipalities here are in the top ten areas with most nutritionally depressed localities. Evidently, the wrong prioritization of programs and the misuse of funds are present, several members of the public observed.
Likewise, the lavish celebration is stirring controversy especially because Tans’ leadership is being challenged in a petition for recall due to alleged massive corruption and loss of confidence. The Commission on Elections en banc has recently decided in favor of the petitioners by declaring the recall petition “sufficient in substance and form.”
Since a recall election is more likely to happen on August or September this year, the high-profile gatherings and dole-outs are seen as political strategies to gain citizens’ support in the coming elections using government funds.
During her term as governor, Tan had been widely known for her dole-out kind of governance. She had been popular for giving out kilos of rice and noodles and for holding medical and dental mission right in front of the urban hospitals – ways which her daughter Sherrie Ann who switched post with her now seemed to be doing as governor despite public views that these are ineffective in responding to the people’s needs. These activities used huge amounts of public funds which have become subject of massive graft cases filed against the former governor of Samar.
“Development in Samar has long been a forgotten story. This is because of incompetent and corrupt provincial leaders. What we need are leaders who will lay down a sustainable comprehensive development plan that would alleviate the lives of the poor Samarnons and bring our dignity back as a people. We do not need this kind of fun fare,” shares an overseas Filipino worker in Facebook as he expressed alarm over the regressing condition of the Samarnons.
The OFW was actually reacting to a news report in late January on the congresswoman’s record of having the most number of absences at the House. “How can Samar’s concerns be properly represented in Congress when she cannot even attend the sessions?” asked the OFW and other concerned Samarnons.
MATA-Samar challenged
Ordinary citizens, using vivid images of Tan’s recent birthday bash, called on the Multisectoral Alliance for Transparency and Accountability in Samar (MATA-Samar) to check on the extravagance of Samar public officials which are not in consonance with the provisions of Republic Act 6713 or the “Code of Conduct and Ethical Standards for Public Officials and Employees.”
The law mandates a simply lifestyle for publicly elected officials and employees: Section A (h) under Norms of Conduct of Officials and Employees (Simple Living) says: “Public officials and employees and their families shall lead modest lives appropriate to their positions and income. They shall not indulge in extravagant or ostentatious display of wealth in any form.”
“I am calling on MATA-Samar, the anti-corruption group in Samar, to watch out for the liquidation, cash advances and other documents. Wisely, try to coordinate with other anti-corruption individuals. This is now your turn to protect the “Pera ni Juan (Juan’s Money),” said Ricky Bautista, editor of Samar Weekly Express.
Records of the former governor’s administration have shown that attendance sheets on several occasions have been allegedly used for reimbursements. Pending cases have established facts on fabricated receipts used to justify illegal expenses.
PPTRP and other media tried getting comment from Congresswoman Tan, but she and her family have repeatedly refused to answer the allegations.
Citizens vs. corruption
MATA-Samar has assured the public that government funds will be safeguarded through vigilance of the group and also that of ordinary citizens. It encouraged the public to provide information and pictures and send in complaints (signed or unsigned) which will serve as basis for the investigation.
The Visayas Corruption Prevention Unit Federation, an Ombudsman anti-corruption project, recently acknowledged MATA-Samar. The two groups are set to enter a Memorandum of Agreement as soon as MATA-Samar is duly registered under the Securities and Exchange Commission.
MATA-Samar is in the process of setting meetings with regional officials of the Department of Public Works and Highways (DPWH), Department of Interior and Local Government (DILG), Commission on Audit (COA) and the Department of Budget and Management (DBM) to access pertinent data on financial transactions and the program of works of ongoing and scheduled infrastructure projects for which they could use for monitoring.
The group is following up administrative and criminal complaints lodged against officials and employees who continue to defy the DILG Memorandum Circular 2010-101 banning the pictures of politicians on billboards of government projects and programs, and the full disclosure of financial transactions of local government units as per DILG MC 2010-83. The complaints have already been filed at the Ombudsman and the DILG.
Mrs. Ligot: Tunay Na Astig na Barako (UPDATE)
ang tunay na astig na barako ay adik. Basahin mo ito:
Ex-military comptroller's wife needed 5-mg valium to face Senate
By Maila Ager
INQUIRER.net
First Posted 11:24:00 03/21/2011
Filed Under: Military, Graft & Corruption, Medicines
MANILA, Philippines -- A five milligram valium is what the wife of former military comptroller Jacinto Ligot took before facing the Senate that is investigating her and her family's unexplained wealth.
Erlinda Ligot herself admitted this when Senator Jose “Jinggoy” Estrada noted her confidence in answering questions, apparently compaired to her demeanor when she first appeared in the hearing last March 3.
“Mukhang confident na confident kayong sumagot,” said Estrada.
“Naka-valium po ako,” Mrs. Ligot answered.
Despite this, she evaded questions by Estrada by repeatedly invoking her rights against self-incrimination.
At one point, Estrada asked Ligot how much valium she took before she appeared in the hearing.
“Five milligrams po. Dadagdagan ko pa ba...?” asked Mrs. Ligot.
“Nasa sa'yo yan, hindi ko naman katawan yan,” Estrada retorted.
Anthony Robles: Tunay na Astig na Barako !!!
Ang sinumang kayang manalo ng 36 beses sa wrestling kahit isa lang ang binti niya ay tunay na astig na barako.Nandito ang balita :
One-Legged Wrestler Wins NCAA Title
Sunday, March 20 2011 8:11 AM
Written by: Eric Adelson
The most memorable performance in March may belong to a basketball player such as BYU's Jimmer Fredette, but the most important performance this month goes to Arizona State's Anthony Robles.
The Sun Devils wrestler was born without a right leg, and yet he still won the 125-lb. class Saturday at the Division I NCAA championships in Philadelphia. After clinching the title against Iowa sophomore Matt McDonough, Robles received a standing ovation and then stood on the winner's podium with his crutches, which sat and waited for him by the mat while he wrestled.
He finished 36-0 as a senior.
Robles' story is even more remarkable considering how difficult it was for him to even get a scholarship. He didn't start wrestling until age 14, and his weight class, 125-lbs., is the lightest in the NCAA. Because of his missing leg, he had to compete at weights even lower than that, and ASU offered a partial scholarship to the Mesa native only after he won a national title as a senior.
Now Robles is going out on top of the wrestling world, and he plans to hang up his singlet and become a motivational speaker.
To be successful at that, he doesn't have to say a word.
Iglesia Ni Cristo: Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!!
gagawin ng tunay na astig na barako ang lahat para lang huwag makulong ang barkada niyang si gloria.
basahin mo rito:
INC hand seen in efforts to kill impeachment of Gutierrez
By TJ Burgonio, Gil C. Cabacungan Jr.
Philippine Daily Inquirer
First Posted 03:55:00 03/21/2011
Filed Under: Churches (organisations), Impeachment, Congress, Politics
MANILA, Philippines—All means are being exhausted to stop the looming impeachment of Ombudsman Merceditas Gutierrez in the House of Representatives lest former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo end up on trial, a senator said Sunday.
Ahead of this week’s vote, a high-ranking official of Iglesia ni Cristo (INC) had been calling House members to kill the impeachment complaint, according to Iloilo Rep. Niel Tupas Jr., chair of the justice committee.
“All efforts are being undertaken to abort the impeachment of Gutierrez because in effect it will be GMA (Arroyo) on trial,” Sen. Franklin Drilon said in an interview, referring to the former president, now a Pampanga lawmaker.
Drilon said the charges in the impeachment complaints—the P728-million fertilizer fund scam, the $329-million
NBN-ZTE deal, and the Mega-Pacific contract—were linked to Arroyo, her husband Jose Miguel and their cronies.
“Even if it is Merceditas Gutierrez who will be the respondent in an impeachment, it will be in effect GMA on trial. All of the allegations are connected to her and her husband and her cronies,” said Drilon, a colleague of President Benigno Aquino III in the Liberal Party.
The House is set to vote in plenary this week on whether to approve the justice committee’s finding of probable cause to impeach Gutierrez and send the articles of impeachment to the Senate for trial.
Gutierrez has been accused of inaction on a number of cases, particularly the scandals that marred the Arroyo administration, and of betraying public trust and violating the Constitution.
A lawmaker, who asked not to be named, said Gutierrez appeared to have the backing of the INC.
INC lawyer
Proof of this was the fact that she was represented in the House by former Justice Secretary Serafin Cuevas, who acted as counsel for the INC a number of times, the lawmaker said.
“Serafin Cuevas indicates the hand of Iglesia ni Cristo. He is known to be the lawyer of Iglesia ni Cristo,” the lawmaker said. “Merci has the full support of Iglesia.”
In the face of intense INC lobbying, members of the ruling Liberal Party remain positive of getting the one-third vote, albeit below the initial target of at least 150 votes or more than half of the House.
“The phone calls made by a high-ranking official of Iglesia ni Cristo to kill the impeachment case may affect the vote of some House members but we are still confident that we will get the required number of votes to send the articles of impeachment to the Senate for trial,” Tupas said in a text message.
A House source, who requested anonymity, said the INC was egging some lawmakers to call in sick or leave after the roll call.
“That’s a game changer. The evidence of that (INC intervention) is so manifest. Last week, the proponents were boasting of a slam dunk. Today, they are now prefiguring that the battle will be tight,” said Isabela Rep. Georgidi Aggabao of the Nationalist People’s Coalition.
Bayan Muna party-list Rep. Neri Colmenares, whose group is one of the complainants in the impeachment case, said the INC stand would have a minimal impact on the voting “because it would be difficult for a congressman to be absent because all eyes are on us.”
Solon upset
Akbayan party-list Rep. Walden Bello was upset that the INC would intervene in the business of Congress.
“Why are religious blocs crossing the line dividing the church and state, the INC in the case of the impeachment issue and the (Catholic) Church on reproductive health? Can’t these pressure groups stay on the sidelines and allow Congress to do its work?” asked Bello, whose group is the second complainant in the case.
Zambales Rep. Milagros Magsaysay, a member of the minority, found nothing wrong with the INC’s intervention. “Everyone is a stakeholder in this,” she said.
Cavite Rep. Joseph E.A. Abaya, a key Liberal Party official in the House, said the vote could “go either way.”
Mr. Aquino’s deputy spokesperson, Abigail Valte, shrugged off reports that the Palace would withhold the pork barrel of lawmakers who would not support the impeachment of Gutierrez.
“It’s not the policy of the administration to useTr the pork barrel to sway (lawmakers) one way or the other,” Valte said. With a report from Christine O. Avendaño
Trabaho ng isang Tunay na Astig na Barako !!!
Tambayan ng mga Tunay na Astig na Barako !!!
Gawain ng isang Tunay na Astig na Barako !!!
Ang babae ito ay isang Tunay na Astig na Barako !!!
Banco Filipino: Di Tunay Na Astig na Barako !
ang tunay na astig na barako ay subok na matibay at subok na matatagDi Tunay Na Astig na Barako Kodak Moment !
Ang Tunay na astig na barako ay hindi lang puro posed ang gagawin sa ganitong eksena.......kayo ng bahala mag isip kung ano ang ibig kong sabihin
Tang Ina this !@#$%^&*
