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Kung may Playstation at Xbox para sa mga gamers...

...eto naman ang para sa mga GAYmers.

Preview Magazine (April 2011) Toni Gonzaga

Madaming magazine na pakalat-kalat sa bahay nila "Boss Chip", pero ang pinaka madalas mong pwedeng madampot ay Preview (fashion magazine) dahil sa subscription ng babaeng kapatid ni "Boss Chip" at FHM (hindi fashion magazine) na inuuwi ni "Boss Chip" at ng mas bata nyang utol na lalake. Nitong nakaraan lang, nakatambay kame sa bahay nila "Boss Chip". At dahil mabilis ang radar namin sa mga bagong issue ng FHM napansin agad namin ang "boom!" na katawan ni Toni Gonzaga. Nag-unahan pa kame sa pagdampot para hanapin ang spread ni Toni. Pagbuklat namin, isang tambak ng picture ng damit, bag, accessories, at kasosyalan, ang nakita namin. Pinihit ulit namin sa cover, at hindi namin alam kung baket walang nakapansin sa amin na hindi FHM yung magazine. Tang*na bilib kame sa mga taong responsible sa cover na 'to.

Nakita na namin si Toni dati sa FHM. 2003 yon, at hindi ganito kasexy ang mga kuha nya. Sexy din pero hindi ganito kalupet. Hinanap agad namin yung mga page nung kay Toni at nakita pa namin yung mga iba pang kuha. Solid ang pagkakagawa. Ugali naming magmarunong kaya sasabihin namin na kahit eto na siguro ang pinaka sexy na pictures ni Toni Gonzaga na nakita namin, eto na din siguro ang ilan sa mga kuha nya na pinaka maganda sya. Sexy pero hindi slutty, may kalabit ng pagka-provocative pero stylish. Tang*na tama na bading na kame.

Pero syempre, alam nyong hindi yung mga yon ang pinaka kumuha ng attention namen. Ang talagang nabilib kame ay sa trabaho na ginawa nila sa dede ni Toni. Ang laki.

Hindi naman sobrang laki, pero alam mong mas lumaki. Pero mukang natural. May mga nagsasabing pading lang naman yan. May mga kumakalat din na nagpa breast augmentation si Toni. Wala kaming pakealam. Basta maganda syang tingnan. Yun. Yun ang description namin sa boobs ni Toni sa mga pictures na 'to... maganda. Sasabihin ng iba dyan na lahat naman ng boobs maganda sa paningin ng mga lalake. Hindi rin. Merong "wow", merong "masarap", merong "malaki lang", merong "lawlaw", merong "masyadong malaki", merong "nasan na, wala naman", merong "maganda", at madami pang iba. Yung kay Toni, dito sa mga pictures na 'to, sinasabi namin 'to with respect, magada.

Apir sa mga may kagagawan nitong mga kuha na 'to.

Huling Husgahan (Willie Revillame)

Sobrang dami nang issue ang nag-ugat kay Willie at sa show nya mula pa nung nasa ABS-CBN sya at ngayong nasa TV5 na sya sinusundan parin sya ng mga negatibong issues. Pero sariling gawa nya yan. Hindi chamba na nangyayare sa kanya yan, dahil malakas talaga ang personality ni Willie. Isa kami sa pinaka malakas mambasag tuwing may kagaguhan na nangyayare involving Willie Revillame, pero isa din kame sa mga pumuri nung nagdesisyon syang lumipat sa TV5. Naastigan kami pati sa TV5 dahil nagawa nila yon, at hindi natakot sumugal. Nagkaron ng bagong major player sa "network war" dito sa Pilipinas. Dating ABS-CBN at GMA lang, ngayon umiiksena na din ang TV5. Tuwing may kagaguhang nangyayare sa palabas ni Willie, binabagsakan namin yan. Akala namin nung lumpipat sya ng TV station, mas magiging under control ang sitwasyon. Kaso natural na ni Willie maging magnet ng controversy. Pero yang pagiging natural, yang pagiging SOBRANG NATURAL nya, yan ang humahatak ng ratings. Alam mo ba kung baket Eat Bulaga at Wowowee o Willing Willie ang mas pumapatok sa mga nanunuod? Dahil unpredictable sila. Sa Eat Bulaga, nandyan lagi ang spontaneity. Kahit regular yung mga segments/portions nila, may mga hirit sila na random. Mga hirit o banat na nakakatuwa, o nakakaaliw, o nakakagulat. Ganyan din si Willie. Kaya nanunuod ang mga tao dahil may sense of "what will he do next" sa likod ng utak ng mga tao. Alam ng mga tao na sooner or later, may gagawin o sasabihin 'tong hindi normal. May certain level ng shock value si Willie kahit hindi nya sinasadya.

Aiza: Ilang beses ka ng nag apologize pero nagbago ka ba, Mr. Revillame?

Aiza: Hindi lahat ng tao kaya mong takutin, patalsikin, paikutin, bilugin at patahimikin.

May mga personal na agenda yan si Willie. Naniniwala kami kahit papano na gusto nyang magpasaya at makatulong, pero malabong YUN LANG ang agenda nya. Kung sasabihin lang nya na gusto nya DIN magpasaya at makatulong, mas kapanipaniwala yon. Kung tutuusin mahusay sa diskarte yang taong yan. Oo, hindi sya matalino pakinggan pag nagsasalita sya, pero kung sa diskarte, magaling talaga. Kaya nyang kunin ang loob ng tao gamit ang iba't ibang issue. Pero ang pinaka nakakakuha ng loob ng mga tao 'e kung gano nga sya kanatural magsalita. Kaya din siguro matapang 'tong taong 'to 'e dahil mga totoong bagay ang sinasandalan nya ngayon. Kagaguhan parin talaga yung mga nangyareng issue sa kanya noon pero nilabas nya ngayon yung mga importanteng detalye.

Cristy: Aiza, wala kang karapatang magsalita tungkol sa moralidad dahil imoral ang buhay mo!

Bago namin isulat 'to, nag-set kami na hindi magiging bias 'to. Kahit medyo alangan kaming sabihin, kailangan naming ipaalam sa mga tao ang isang little known fact kay Willie. Sobrang daming nagsasabi na kaya daw matapang si Willie 'e dahil mayaman na sya. Lumaki daw ang ulo nya. Pero sa totoo lang, palaban talaga yang lalakeng yan. Hindi namin tinatago na hindi namin gusto ang mga issue na bumabalot kay Willie, at hindi namin sya pinagtatanggol, pero kailangan lang malaman ng lahat ang totoo na hindi epekto ng pagyaman ang sobrang organic na ugali ni Willie. Nasasabi namin yan dahil sa isang pagkakataon na napanood namin sya sa isang interview noong hindi pa sya sobrang sikat. Noong wala pa syang noontime show. Noong extra lang sya sa mga pilikula.

Matagal na 'to nangyare. Mga batang naglalaro ng tex, turumpo, at sipa pa kame nung napanuod namin 'to. Sa pagkakatanda namin, ini-interview si Willie ni Kuya Germs (German Moreno) sa isang parang "Master Showman" na palabas sa TV.

Matagal na yan, may tulugan pa nun sa show ni Kuya Germs. Hindi namin maalala pero may nahirit si Kuya Germs na medyo pang-asar kay Willie. Hindi nagustuhan ni Willie yung "biro" kaya sinagot nya si Kuya Germs na medyo napahiya si "Mr. Germs". Sa lagay na yan 'e extra-extra lang si Willie sa mga palikula at sidekick lang madalas, samantalang si Kuya Germs 'e isa na sa mga pundasyon sa showbiz. Gulat si Kuya Germs nung nangyare yon. Hindi nya inakalang sasagutin sya ni Willie. Kaya alam naming hindi lumaki ang ulo ni Willie Revillame. Hindi parin namin sinasabing puro ang pagkatao nya, pero kung sa katotohanan lang, tang*na kailangan naming i-recognize ang pagiging totoo nyang tao.

Willie: Aiza Seguerra, magpakalalake ka!

Huling Husgahan:

Kung kame ang tatanungin kung gusto naming mawala ang show ni Willie? Hinde. Hindi namin gustong mawala yan dahil nagbibigay sya ng challenge sa ibang networks. Kakaiba sya, at bagay sya sa innovative na pagkilos ngayon ng TV5. Kung baga 'e sya ang head "gladiator" ng TV5. At kung kami sa TV5, alagaan nyo yan, at iiwas nyo na sa controversy. Pero wag naman sobrang pag-iwas para hindi boring.

Kumilos. Umiwas.

Ang daming nagrereklamo kung baket daw puro kahirapan ang nararanasan nila sa buhay kahit mabait naman sila. Pero kadalasan, sila din ang mga klase ng tao na wala namang ginagawa para makaiwas sa pahirap na nangyayare sa kanila. Kahit gano ka kabait kung wala ka namang ginagawang pagkilos para guminhawa, pano mo naman aasahang hindi ka mahirapan? Parang paglilinis lang yan ng ilog na tirahan ng mga buwaya. Sa tingin mo ba porke nilinis mo ang tirahan nila, hindi ka nila lalapain kung may pagkakataon sila? Kailangan nating kumilos para makaiwas. Makaiwas sa kahirapan. Makaiwas sa sakmal ng buwayang gobyerno. Makaiwas sa pahirap ng buwayang lipunan.

Kung walang kryptonite, hindi pwedeng maging matapang si Superman

Ganito kasi yan... Hindi ka pwedeng maging matapang kung indestructible ka. Kung alam mong hindi ka malalagay sa delikado, invincible ka lang. Kahit pa humarang ka sa tangke, kung alam mo naman na walang pwedeng mangyaring masama sayo, hindi katapangan yon. Pero halimbawa alam mong pwede kang mapahamak, pero ginawa mo parin ang isang bagay dahil kailangan, matapang ka. Kaya kung tutuusin, si Superman, nagiging tunay na matapang lang yan tuwing alam nyang may malapit na kryptonite at pwede syang matalo sa laban, pero sumusugod parin sya. Basta pag invincible ka, hindi ka pwedeng maging matapang. Parang ganito lang yan... Yung mga mister na panget na tapos banban pa dumiskarte sa chicks, hindi sila pwedeng maging faithful at loyal kahit hindi sila mambabae.

*Wag piliting intindihin kung hindi abot ng I.Q. mo.

Ang Boteng Ito: Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!!

Malamang ay umiinom o may sinisibak ang QC sa gawaan ng bote nu'ng nailabas ito

Arifinto: Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!!

ang tunay na astig na barako, nanonood ng porn habang may sesyon ang kongreso.

heto ang detalye:

Indonesian lawmaker caught watching porn resigns

The Associated PressBy NINIEK KARMINI - Associated Press | AP
Mon, Apr 11, 2011 9:46 PM PHT

An Indonesian lawmaker who helped pass a tough anti-pornography law resigned Monday after he got caught watching sexually explicit videos on his computer during a parliamentary debate.

The scandal has transfixed this predominantly Muslim nation since a local photojournalist filmed Arifinto, a member of the staunchly Islamic Prosperous Justice Party, gazing at the downloaded porn sites Friday.

The blurred images have been published on the front pages of newspapers almost daily, and reaction has set alight social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter. Some commenters said Arifinto should be prosecuted under the anti-pornography law that took effect in 2008 despite opposition from the public and some members of the government.

Fifty-year-old Arifinto, who like many Indonesians goes by only one name, apologized to his constituents Monday and told reporters during a hastily arranged news conference he was stepping down from Parliament immediately.

"It's my decision," said the father of five, insisting he was not acting on the orders of his party. "Nobody tried to coerce me."

Indonesia, a secular country of 237 million people, has more Muslims than any other country in the world. Though most are moderate, a small extremist fringe has become more vocal in recent years.

They have pushed through several controversial laws — including the pornography law. Supporters say the law is needed to keep the country from sliding into moral decline, while critics say it's vaguely worded and the penalties too harsh.

The law calls for prison terms of up to 15 years and fines for everything from kissing in public and exposure of a woman's "sensual" body parts to displaying "erotic" artworks.

Broadcasting, possessing and storing pornographic material also is prohibited.

Arifinto, who oversees a parliamentary commission dealing with transportation, telecommunications and rural development, was an outspoken supporter of the law.

He was caught watching the video clip for several minutes as fellow legislators debated plans to build a new parliament building.

National Police spokesman, Boy Rafli Amar, said Monday authorities were still trying to determine if Arifinto broke the anti-pornography law and what steps to take next.

"We need to be cautious," he said. "We need to make sure we're not violating any privacy laws."

The anti-porn law was used in January to sentence Nazril "Ariel" Irham, lead singer of the country's most popular band Peterpan, to 3 1/2 years in jail after two homemade sex tapes found their way to the Internet.

Last year, the editor in chief of Playboy Indonesia was given two years behind bars.

Jericho Chanco Dave: Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!!

ang tunay na astig na barako, naka-pitong extra rice na, binayaran pa ng P100.

ganito ang nangyari:

pustahan ng magtropa. sa halagang P100, kakain si jericho ng 7 extra rice habang kalahating order lang ng sisig ang katapat. ang tunay na lalake, laging nananalo sa mga ganitong shit.

Leah Salonga: Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!!

ayaw ng tunay na astig na barako nang pinapakialaman siya sa mga diskarte niya sa sex.

heto ang detalye:

Lea Salonga, ex-health chief lead protest vs ban on sale of contraceptives

By Tina Santos, Alvin Barcelona
Philippine Daily Inquirer, Radyo Inquirer
First Posted 10:03:00 04/09/2011

Filed Under: Population, Health, Protest

MANILA, Philippines -- (UPDATE 2) Broadway star Lea Salonga and former Health Secretary Esperanza Cabral led residents of a posh village in Metro Manila's southern portion and Reproductive Health bill advocates in a demonstration calling for the scrapping of an ordinance banning the sale of contraceptives, according to INQUIRER.net reports.

Residents of Ayala Alabang are protesting the proposed implementation of Barangay Ordinance 1.

In an interview with Radyo Inquirer, Salonga said she was affected personally because she was a resident of Ayala Alabang. “I am proud to be part of a rally like this,” she said.

Salonga said that the ordinance banning the sale of contraceptives in their area without a doctor’s prescription violated the private rights of citizens. “Wala namang may pakialam dapat sa nangyayari sa ating mga [No one can interfere on what’s happening in our] bedrooms.” she said.

Salonga said that barangay (village) officials passed the ordinance because of their own personal and religious stand regarding the RH bill. “This ordinance is like pushing a religious belief among a very diverse group of residence.” She said.

She said that the village has families with different religious beliefs, who came from different countries and their rights should be respected.

She also said that there were more present concerns that affected everyone in the village that the officials should be working on.

“It is time for people to realize that each of us has different beliefs” Salonga said speaking in Filipino.

For the report, listen to Radyo Inquirer, DZIQ 990.

Gawain ng Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!!

Dead: A 15-year-old girl allegedly shot her mother in the back of the head while she watched television in their house in Georgia after a dispute over a boyfriend

ang tunay na astig na barako ay binabaril ang magulang at nakikipag-sex sa syota pagkatapos.

heto ang daetalye:

Fifteen-year-old girl 'shoots dead soldier mum... then invites boyfriend over to have sex upstairs'
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 9:57 PM on 8th April 201

A 15-year-old girl has been arrested after she allegedly shot her mother and then had sex with her boyfriend while the dead body lay on the sofa downstairs.

The body of 42-year old Karen Moore, a U.S. soldier, was found at her home in Braselton, Georgia, on Thursday. Her teenage daughter has confessed to the murder.

Police said Sgt Moore was watching television when she and her daughter had an argument over the 15-year-old’s relationship with an older boy.

Investigation: Assistant Police Chief Lou Solis said the girl invited a 17-year-old boy to house and had sex while the dead body lay on sofa downstairs

He told police that he had met the 15-year-old in January and that it was not a ‘drawn-out relationship’.

The crime was not reported until 1pm the next afternoon, when police said she told a neighbour that something was wrong with her mother.

Assistant Police Chief Lou Solis said the 15-year-old went outside and tried to start her car, reported local station Channel 2.

When it would not work she asked a neighbour to jump start the vehicle and told them that she could not get her mother to wake up.

Police found a gun and Mrs Moore’s purse in the 15-year-old’s car. Solis added that after hours of interviews the daughter confessed to firing the gun.

Mrs Moore was on active duty with the U.S. army and had been serving as a recruitment officer in Georgia.

Asst Police Chief Solis told Channel 2: ‘They give their lives to fight overseas in areas like Iraq and Afghanistan, and then, they are home, where they feel safe, and then, something happens that is not supposed to happen.’

Mrs Moore leaves a husband and son, who both service in the military.

Pulutan ng Tunay na Astig na Barako !!!!