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Hinirang bilang bagong CEO
SAPOL Ni Jarius Bondoc

TUMATANDA na ang may-ari ng pabrika; panahon nang humirang ng kapalit na magpapatakbo ng negosyo. Imbis na piliin ang isa sa mga anak, pinatawag niya lahat ng executives. Aniya, “Magbibitiw na ako, isa sa inyo ang magiging bagong chief executive officer.” Nabigla lahat, pero nagpatuloy ang boss, “Bibigyan ko bawat isa ng espesyal na buto. Ipunla ninyo ito, diligan araw-araw, at ibalik sa akin ang tumubo makalipas ang isang taon. Huhusgahan ko ang mga bunga, at mula ru’n ako hihirang ng bagong CEO.”

Tulad ng lahat ng executives, tumanggap si Jim ng isang buto, at pag-uwi ay ikinuwento agad sa asawa ang habilin ng boss. Nagtulong sila kumuha ng paso, lupa at compost, at ipinunla ang buto. Araw-araw dinidiligan ni Jim ang itinanim, at inaabangan kung ano ang tutubo.

Makalipas ang tatlong linggo, ibinibida na ng ibang executives ang tungkol sa pagsibol ng kanilang mga buto. Tinitingnan ni Jim palagi ang kanyang paso. Apat, lima, anim na buwan ang lumipas. Wala pa rin umuusbong. Lahat ng ibang executives ay may magagandang kuwento tungkol sa kanilang mga halaman. Si Jim lang ang walang usbong; pakiramdam niya’y wala siyang silbi.

Dumating ang isang taon. Lahat ng executives dinala ang kanilang puno at bulaklaking halaman. Tila lalagnatin si Jim sa kahihiyan, at ayaw na niyang pumasok sa opisina. Pero kinumbinsi siya ng asawa na dalhin ang paso na walang halaman.

Dumating ang may-ari ng pabrika. Excited siyang inspeksiyunin lahat ng halaman. Nang makitang walang usbong ang paso ni Jim, hinila niya ito sa harap. Nanliliit si Jim, gusto na niyang magunaw sa kahihiyan. Nabigla ang lahat sa inanunsiyo ng amo: “Si Jim ang bagong CEO ng ating kumpanya. Siya kasi ay tapat. Ang ipinamigay ko sa inyo ay mga pinakuluan kaya patay na buto. Hindi niya ito pinalitan.”

Magtanim ng katapatan, at aani ng tiwala.

Paolo Ballesteros, gustong maka-loveteam si Piolo Pascual

Paola & Piola

Nakakaloka ang naging rebelasyon ni Paolo Ballesteros nang ma-interview siya ng Tweetbiz sa presscon ng bagong primetime teleserye ng GMA-7, ang I Heart You Pare, na mapapanood na simula sa Lunes, February 7, sa GMA Telebabad.

Tinanong kasi si Paolo na kung bibigyan siya ng chance na mamili ng male actor na kanyang magiging ka-loveteam, sino ang gusto niyang makapareha? Ang sagot ni Paolo ay si Piolo Pascual daw ang gusto niyang maka-loveteam.

Bakit si Piolo?

“Sinagot ko na nga. Huwag n’yo nang tanungin kung bakit? Alam n’yo na yun. Syempre magaling siyang umarte, di ba?” natatawang paliwanag ni Paolo.

Nakatuwaang tanungin si Paolo ng ganito dahil isang drag queen ang role na ginagampanan niya sa I Heart You Pare. Siya si Vodka, ang magiging kontrabida ng bidang si Regine Velasquez, who plays Tonya/Tonette, isang babaeng magpapanggap na gay impersonator.

Richard Watkins: Hayop na Tunay na Astig na Barako !!!

Married primary school teacher, 28, filmed pupils as they undressed for PE using camera hidden in pen
By Daily Mail Reporter
Last updated at 8:41 PM on 10th March 2011

* The former children's entertainer's wife was pregnant when he took the images
* More than dozen parents and staff attended hearing

A primary school teacher took photographs of his young pupils with a covert camera pen as they were getting undressed for sport.

Richard Watkins, 28, whose wife was pregnant at the time, admitted secretly filming the children as they changed for PE lessons when he appeared before magistrates in Chippenham, Wiltshire, today.

Watkins, who also admitted downloading indecent material of children from the internet, resigned as a teacher in Calne, Wiltshire, after his arrest in November 2010.

He was found to possess 23,357 indecent images of children stored on his home computer over a two-year period.

More than a dozen parents and staff from the school attended the magistrates hearing to hear Watkins plead guilty to 13 offences.

They included downloading indecent material of children from the internet and voyeurism where he took photos using the camera pen.

Richard Watkins leaves court today after admitting secretly taking pictures of young pupils as they changed for PE classes

The content of the downloaded material included more than 170 images of children and seven movies that were categorised as level five, the worst case offences.

William Hazelton, defending, said: 'He feels total shame. He knows he has let himself down. He's let the school down and the children there.

'The implications for the family are immense. At the time of arrest they were expecting their first baby. His baby was born in January this year.

Watkins, a former children's entertainer, admitted the offences and volunteered the camera pen (similar to the one pictured) he had used to officers

'He always thought he would be a school teacher for life. It was a job he was good at and enjoyed doing it.'

Alastair Nisbett, prosecuting, successfully appealed to presiding magistrate Peter Francis to send the case to crown court for sentencing.

Mr Nisbett said: 'You may feel that is a fairly extreme breach of trust.

'He admitted he had taken these with a view to keeping them and viewing them later on for his own gratification.

'If you saw them you would be aware that he would be lingering over particular children that he found attractive.'

Police were alerted to Watkins by a website tracking firm that a computer, identified by its IP address as belonging to Watkins, had been used to download the indecent images.

Watkins, a former children's entertainer who has circus skills training, admitted the offences and volunteered the camera pen he had used to officers.

Mr Hazelden said: 'When Mr Watkins was arrested he immediately acknowledged that he was responsible for everything that was found on his computer.

'He went on to be very open with officers about the background. He told the officers this went back to when he was a young teenager and he found material on the internet.'

Watkins was released on bail to an address in Dorset and is due before Swindon Crown Court for sentence on a date yet to be fixed.

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Tunay na Iha

Ang Tunay na Iha , close sa grandparents.

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Ang Tunay na Iha, picky sa feminine wash. Hindi pwedeng ‘hugas-bigas’ na lang ang parating gagamitin.

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Ang Tunay na Iha, alam kung saan lulugar. Hinde porket nabiyaan sya ng konti galing o talino, eh mag-mamarunong na sya parati. Alam nya na kahit magaling sya, hinde sa lahat ng pagkakataon eh sya ang magiging star.

Ang Tunay na Iha, umuubos ng balat ng lechon.

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Ang Tunay na Iha, mas nagustuhan si Batman kesa kay Superman.

Ang Tunay na Iha, kanin ang breakfast sa umaga. Hinde sya mabubusog sa tinapay at sa mga cereal na yan.

Ang Driver na ito ay isang Tunay na Astig na Barako !!!