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Heidi Mendoza: Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!

ang tunay na astig na barako ay hindi natatakot sa mga tarantadong militar

Checkpiont Limitations

Nauso ang check points sa Pilipinas mga 7 or 6 years ago. Nauso na yan nung panahon ni Marcos at nag-Martial Law. Nauso ulit nung nagkasunod-sunod ang "terrorist attacks" sa kung saan-saan sa Pilipinas. Dapat mas ligtas ang pakiramdam mo pag napapadaan ka sa mga lugar na may check point, kaso dito saten, nakakakaba. Minsan kase naka-display yung mga baril ng mga pulis sa check points. Kadalasan 'e madilim pa ang area ng check points nila. May guidelines naman na pinapasunod sa PNP pagdating sa pag-conduct ng check points, kaso may mga hindi sumusunod.

Naharang na si "Vos Cheap" sa check point ng mga kupal na pulis. Eto ang nagyare.

Galing sa tambay, pauwi na si "Vos Cheap" sa kanila sakay ng taxi. Pag dating sa may E. Rodriguez biglang kumadyot ng preno yung taxi. May sasakyan pala sa blind side ng kantong lilikuan nila. Napatingin si "Vos Cheap" sa sasakyan tapos nakita nya na police car pala (Yung parang Tamaraw FX na nilagyan ng wangwang.) Inantay nung taxi driver na umandar yung police vehicle pero bumaba yung mga pulis. Dalawa sila. Kinatok yung bintana ng taxi driver kaya binuksan nung driver. Nagtanong yung pulis...

"San kayo?"

Sumagot si driver...

"Ihahatid lang ho yung pasahero."

Medyo kinabahan si "Vos Cheap". Inisip nya kung may dala ba syang bawal. Madalas may dalang bagay na bawal si "Vos Cheap" noon. (Hindi na namin sasabihin kung ano yung bawal na bagay na yon.) Buti na lang nung mga panahon na yon, wala syang dala.

Nagtanong ulit yung pulis sa driver...

"Ok ka lang? Dito sa pasahero mo, wala kang problema?"

'E gagong pulis pala yun 'e. Assuming? Tapos si "Vos Cheap" naman ang kinausap...

Pulis: "Brad, taga saan ka ba?"

"Vos Cheap": "Taga *********** lang."

Pulis: "Wala ka bang drugs jan? Baka may mga tinatago ka ha?"

"Vos Cheap": Wala, wala. Pauwi lang galing sa *******."

Pulis: "Baba ka muna, check point lang."

"Vos Cheap": Bumaba si "Vos Cheap". Kinapkapan nung pulis, tapos nilabas lahat ng laman ng bulsa nya.

Pulis: "Baket ang dami mong straw?" (May anim na straw sa bulsa.si "Vos Cheap" na galing sa Burger King nung mga oras na yon.)

Nagulat din si "Vos Cheap", sabay medyo natawa, bago sumagot ng...

"Vos Cheap": "I-uuwi ko. Para pag walang straw sa bahay."

Ang totoo, nilagay nila "Manong Guard" sa bulsa nya yung mga straw. Ugali nila noon maglagay ng kung ano-ano sa bulsa ng isa't-isa. Minsan magugulat na lang sila pag dating sa bahay may mga balot ng candy, tansan, filter ng yosi, at iba-iba pang bagay na patagong ini-shoot sa bulsa nila."

Yung isang pulis naman, nakayuko at medyo nasa loob na ng taxi yung katawan, kinakapa yung upuan sa likod ng taxi. After mga 8 to 10 minutes, pinasakay na ulit nung pulis si "Vos Cheap". Inabot na ulit nung pulis yung mga straw kay "Vos Cheap"

Pulis: "Sige ok na, ingat kayo sa daan."

May nakita si "Vos Cheap" sa kamay nung pulis.

"Vos Cheap": "Boss, yung yosi ko..."

Pulis: "Ah, arbor na 'to."

Napangiti na lang si "Vos Cheap" habang umiiling, sabay pasok sa taxi.

Sa nangyaring kay "Vos Cheap", ang daming maling ginawa nung mga pulis (Mga taga Galas Police Station nga pala yung mga gagong yan)

* Walang ilaw sa checkpoint-checkpointan nila.
* Pinababa nila yung nakasakay.
* Kinapkapan nila yung nakasakay.
* Pinasok nila yung loob ng sasakyan/taxi.
* Put*ng inang kinuha nila yung yosi!

Para sa mga ayaw maabuso ng mga kupal na pulis sa check points, eto ang dapat nyong malaman:
1. Bawal palabasin ng Police and driver o passengers ng sasakyan
2. Bawal kapkapan ng police ang katawan ng mga nakasakay sa sasakyan
3. Bawal pabuksan ng police ang kompartment o mga nakasaradong lalagyan pati ang mga bags, package etc sa loob ng sasakyan.

Madami pa pero yan ang kadalasang sinusuway ng mga parak sa check points.

Tandaan: Pwede kayong humiram/humingi ng kopya ng checkpoint protocol/guidelines nila, para mapa-photo copy at mapakita sa mga pulis na may balak mang abuso sa checkpoints. Pumunta lang sa mga police stations at itanong ng maayos kung pwedeng mahiram yung anti-kupal guidelines nila, alam na nila yon.

May mga naniniwalang sa bawat kamalasan na nangyayare sa buhay natin, may kapalit itong swerte.

Kung gano kamalas ang nangyare sayo, ganon din daw ang katumbas na swerteng mapapasayo. Kung totoo ang paniniwala na yan.....

...dapat tumaya sa lotto ang bata na 'to..

Curious lang...

Kung ang kabaliktaran ng umulan habang umaaraw ay umaraw habang umuulan. At kung may kinakasal daw na tikbalang pag maaraw tapos nasabayan ng pag-ulan, ibig sabihin ba, may nagdi-divorce na tikbalang pag nauna yung ulan tapos sinabayan ng sikat ng araw?

'O ano, sumakit ulo mo 'no? Wala bahala kang intindihin yan.

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...nagmamadaling maglaro.

Addendum Sa Manifesto Ng Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!

Ang bawat paglabag sa manifesto ay may katapat na parusa

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Nazril Ariel: Tunay na Astig na Barako !!!!

Ang tunay na astig na barako ay:
1. Iniiyakan ng mga dalagita kapag makukulong
2. "[T]hreat to the moral fabric of the nation"
3. May sex video kasama ang female celebrities na may asawa
4. Walang emosyon habang sinisentensiyahan
5. Nagdudulot ng riot ng mga Muslim
6. Kung anu-ano pang shit

Indonesian star gets jail time in sex-tape scandal
By Irwan Firdaus, Associated Press Sunday January 30, 2011 09:39 pm PST

BANDUNG, Indonesia (AFP) - - An Indonesian court on Monday jailed one of Southeast Asia's biggest rock stars for more than three years after sex tapes of him with two television celebrities appeared online.

The sentence drew howls of outrage from singer Nazril Ariel's fans in the court and across the Malay-speaking world, while the "freeariel" hashtag shot to the top list of trending topics on microblogging site Twitter.

The 29-year-old frontman of rock band Peterpan was sentenced to three and a half years in jail for "giving an opportunity for others to spread, produce and prepare a pornographic video", the judges said in their verdict.

Islamist hardliners pelted the police van with rotten eggs and tomatoes as he was escorted to the court, while fans of the husky-voiced heart-throb sang his song "Sahabat" (Friend) and chanted "Free Ariel".

Stick-wielding Islamists later beat people on the street outside the court as tempers flared and police struggled to control the two sides.

Wearing a dark green sweater over a white pinstriped shirt, Ariel looked calm as the sentence was handed down.

He told reporters who mobbed him as he was being led back into custody that he would consider an appeal. "I'll think about it," he said.

His fans in court, mostly young women, let out a collective cry of despair as chief Judge Singgih Budi Prakoso condemned him to jail.

"I'll miss him terribly because now I won't be able to see him on television. This is too severe because he didn't spread the videos. He should be set free," said sobbing 20-year-old student Yossi.

Muslim protesters also complained that the sentence was too light for a man they see as a threat to the moral fabric of the nation of 240 million people, 80 percent of whom are Muslims.

"Muslims are very disappointed with the sentence. According to sharia law adulterers should be stoned to death," said Abdul Qohar Al-Qadsi, an Islamist from hardline vigilante group the Islamic Defenders Front.

The two videos, apparently filmed on a mobile phone, showed Ariel having sex on separate occasions with female television celebrities Luna Maya and Cut Tari, who is married to another man.

Maya was seen chatting to Ariel in his holding cell before the sentence was handed down.

The clips spread virally through Indonesian and Malaysian websites but Ariel has always denied distributing them, saying a studio engineer accessed his personal files from his laptop and uploaded them without his permission.

He surrendered to police on June 22 last year amid a national scandal over the X-rated videos. At one point police raided high school class rooms to search students' smartphones for signs of the illicit clips.

Dubbed "Peterporn" after Ariel's pop band, the scandal pushed President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono to warn that the archipelago was at risk of being "crushed by the information technology frenzy".

It strengthened calls for stricter monitoring and censorship of web usage, which has taken off among Indonesia's upwardly mobile urban youth.

Research In Motion, the Canadian company that makes BlackBerry smartphones, started blocking access to pornographic websites in Indonesia earlier in January in line with a communications ministry deadline.

Ariel was tried under an anti-pornography law passed by parliament in 2008 despite strong objections from minority groups and civil society organisations, who say the legislation tramples on freedom of expression.

Tindahan ng Tunay Na Astig na Barako !!!